Sammy Sofa
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*BOOP*
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Jed giving Tommy the bad news:
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Oh, don't worry about that; they horsefeathers ALL the time.
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Hopefully Baez is pulling a Chris Traeger and just yelling "STOP. SUCKING." at himself in the mirror all day. -
Sexcellent.
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Yeah, Baez needs to be the defensive sub guy for a while.
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That's just a Matrix-like simulation. You never leave that server farm.
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AHEM Yeah, but then you vanished.
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Here's me during this game:
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Yessssssssssssssss.
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Man, these Cubs are going to be putting down some serious hurtings on the regular once they shake off the sillies.
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Hooo-boy.
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Honestly, that is stunning to me. Granted, I am a gigantic idiot. I have no idea what peripherals he could be referencing.... Javy hasn't taken a non-IBB walk yet, is K'ing 25% of the time, hitting for no power, still seems to be chasing out of the zone a lot, 61% contact rate and 46% o-swing percentage and slashing .229/.289/.314 with a .320 BABIP OK, I feel less crazy.
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Starling Marte suspended 80 games for PEDs
Sammy Sofa replied to CaliforniaRaisin's topic in General Baseball Talk
Passan's an idiot and his article was terrible, but the bold part is a really incorrect declaration to make as if that's true across the board. -
Honestly, that is stunning to me. Granted, I am a gigantic idiot.
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Honestly, they would have been better off having him bunt.
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Or Schwarber or Heyward. Figure out defense later Uhhhhhh....
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Javy, please, just forget who you are this one time.
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http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mehrdpJmo41rk73fro4_250.gif
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I think I might be dead.
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Man, Wilson-Almora-Baez seems like maybe the worst 1-2-3 you could have up right now. Please prove me wrong, one of you.
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Yeeesh, Baez.
