Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Duke, use your powers for good and post an article about how terrible everything is. That'll right the ship in no time. -
Best chances blown. Willson and Russell in a fierce battle to see who can be more of an all glove/no bat dude quickest. Rizzo's gonna get gangrene. Time to go jump off a bridge.
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https://youtu.be/wm_agGXuRzg
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I always picture Colvin getting Van Helsing-ed.
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Yeah, wouldn't mind to see Montero get a few extra starts for a bit.
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Why is this random ass game breaking the board.
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Yowch. Hopefully that got plenty of meat.
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Lester is in one hell of a k-hole.
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Man, Lester is dealing.
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Gimme dat Baez in the dugout gif.
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Glue factory: postponed.
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horsefeathers, I didn't even realize they're probably gonna be in 3rd after tonight. Knock this nonsense off.
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This is the lamest horsefeathering trend.
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Here comes the pain.
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On the flipside, he had the lamest plate music outside of Zobrist.
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Oh jesus, relax. De-tighten your sphincter there bud. The more you fight it, the harder this is gonna be. [spoil][/spoil]
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Brett Anderson deal reached, pending physical
Sammy Sofa replied to Bruno7481's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
There's something odd about that pic (besides his disgusting, patchy red beard); like, it looks like he broke his neck, his head spun around, and the camera just happened to catch it as it was spinning through what would technically be close to the right spot. Or just like a bad 'shop job. Whichever one sounds less insane. -
Not-fun fact: the Cubs were 13th in dongs both in 2015 and 2016, and are currently in 14th this season.
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This is a good game thread.
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i mean, i'm pretty sure he wasn't trying to do this WHOOOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES. He's a dumb dildo.
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The Yankees already did.
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The baseball gods (y'know, the OLD ones) are spiting David for his hubris. STARLIN IS ALL.
