Yeah, he's going to give up so many home runs they're all going to be pooped from having to run the bases so many times. If there's no malarkey with rain, Lester may throw a no-hitter tonight Cubs' regressing defense leads to Lester losing 1-0.
Even though Lester is only 11 years older, I demand some kind of brutal grindhouse movie starring him and Happ as a creepy father-son duo who are a couple of murderous rednecks on the run from Johnny Law.
Is there nothing you don't worry about? Seriously? These are like the 2nd posts I've made in the last few weeks with any tinge of "worry". You guys asked me to dial back the panic and i havent said horsefeathers for like a month even through a really poor stretch of baseball. I get bashed for the slightest little things around here. Meanwhile I can go into a GT in a game we lose and find about a hundred posts moaning to the moon about bad play from any given player. All I was suggesting is that it doesn't seem to fix any problem. Don't worry, I've got your back; this is a butt team is made of butts.