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Sammy Sofa

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  1. He doesn't have to treat Happ as the nu-Zobrist while he still has the actual Zobrist kicking around. Get the better OBP in front of Bryzzo, dammit.
  2. So when do you swap Baez back in to your sig, David?
  3. But what are we supposed to do with all of this leftover heroin and all of these leftover foreheads?
  4. Well, it was a VERY short reign: https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/after-years-of-tanking-the-astros-are-now-the-best-in-baseball/?ex_cid=538fb
  5. I had the vision of a 14-game losing streak...this may be the time.
  6. What's the exit velocity of the turds Kyle is dropping in his pants?
  7. Jake's gonna have a pretty good back half of his career once he gives up on this whole starter thing and just accepts being a closer, right?
  8. http://68.media.tumblr.com/b8c0a4a67d0c6696d3a36e7e33e7b414/tumblr_ms7pzn5Xpe1qd2u1xo1_250.gif I forgot he was in Point Break
  9. FREE PFT.
  10. "The angels in my dreams Have turned to demons of greed that's mean." Jesus Christ, that's horrible.
  11. And then glues it all to his face and junk.
  12. Just substitute "Lady Madonna" instead.
  13. I'm assuming he meant "this team" as in "this particular era of the team that has been made up mostly of this bunch of dudes."
  14. Jake is, of course, the kind of jerk who just has a disgusting, gigantic merkin of a bush.
  15. The horsefeathers is a Chase d'Arnaud.
  16. http://f0.thejournal.ie/media/2014/05/fiftycentworstpitch-2.gif
  17. OH, THE SHAME OF THE SHAM.
  18. Drop: Trout Add: (Onyx) Blackmon
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