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  1. Sammy Sofa
    He doesn't have to treat Happ as the nu-Zobrist while he still has the actual Zobrist kicking around. Get the better OBP in front of Bryzzo, dammit.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    In 2018. Maybe.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    So when do you swap Baez back in to your sig, David?
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  5. Sammy Sofa
    But what are we supposed to do with all of this leftover heroin and all of these leftover foreheads?
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Well, it was a VERY short reign: https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/after-years-of-tanking-the-astros-are-now-the-best-in-baseball/?ex_cid=538fb
  7. Sammy Sofa
    I had the vision of a 14-game losing streak...this may be the time.
  8. Sammy Sofa
  9. Sammy Sofa
    What's the exit velocity of the turds Kyle is dropping in his pants?
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Actually, no; I take it back.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Jake's gonna have a pretty good back half of his career once he gives up on this whole starter thing and just accepts being a closer, right?
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Way to hold that lead, Jake. Good effort.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    This team just spazzes out with RISP.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    http://68.media.tumblr.com/b8c0a4a67d0c6696d3a36e7e33e7b414/tumblr_ms7pzn5Xpe1qd2u1xo1_250.gif I forgot he was in Point Break
  15. Sammy Sofa
    FREE PFT.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    "The angels in my dreams Have turned to demons of greed that's mean." Jesus Christ, that's horrible.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    And then glues it all to his face and junk.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Just substitute "Lady Madonna" instead.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I'm assuming he meant "this team" as in "this particular era of the team that has been made up mostly of this bunch of dudes."
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Jake is, of course, the kind of jerk who just has a disgusting, gigantic merkin of a bush.
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  22. Sammy Sofa
    The horsefeathers is a Chase d'Arnaud.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    http://f0.thejournal.ie/media/2014/05/fiftycentworstpitch-2.gif
  24. Sammy Sofa
    OH, THE SHAME OF THE SHAM.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Drop: Trout Add: (Onyx) Blackmon
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