Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Chatwood horsefeathering blows. -
Happ is a dildo.
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Alright, pound these slobs into the ground often and early.
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HAPP. I'd loathe him more if I wasn't afraid he'd eat my face.
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horsefeathers, it looks like he aged 20 damn years between the first two photos.
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#SammyStats
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Look how his tinyface makes a totally normal amount of eyeblack look GIGANTIC.
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The lineup SHOULD, in theory, score an average of 46.8 runs every game.
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[expletive] right you say my whole name, you walking cursed Tiki idol.
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BAN SCHWARBER FAN.
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Then play in the mud like the FEELTHY PEEGS they are.
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Man, they ultimately could have gotten yesterday's game in without any problem. What a rip.
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GREAT job with this one, idiots.
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Yeah, no need to microanalyze it so much; they just suck at it general.
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We've somehow found the one guy who has discovered multiple reasons to be happy when his favorite baseball team has a game rained out.
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They've got a semi-decent enough window from 2 PM onwards, so I could see them delaying it to get this one in due to the scheduling logistics between the two teams for the rest of the season.
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That was a cool win today, but you know what? The Cubs are still GARBAGE.
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My dad, uncle and two cousins all went today and bailed after 6.
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Hahahah! It's the top of the 4th.
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A dramatic recreation of what it's like to watch the Cubs these days:
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Hey, sweet! So the trick to getting those 3B runs in with less than 2 outs no problem is to be buried under a massive deficit.
