Sammy Sofa
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This basically hinges on the idea that the Pirates must never celebrate after a win, and that the Cubs somehow have the market cornered on dancing in a locker room. Yeah, of course there's the bonus salt of being able to do it to the Cubs at Wrigley after talking their Home Opener series against them, but to act like that's the ONLY reason they're doing it is EXTRA salty.
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Hey, David; just in case you're distracted plotting your elaborate revenge against the Pirates for the unforgivable crime of locker room celebrations, you're up next for today's game thread.
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It's the Bears' OL of baseball.
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Nah; it's pretty crazy.
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To be fair, the Cubs used to (still do?) keep out the media for 10 minutes after every win to have a dance party. This was annoying, but whatever. Feast on the Braves, who are actually really bad. I'm pretty sure that and the bullpen dances are the motivation behind this. They're mocking the Cubs for not hating fun. Sure, any other team doing some dancing, celebration horsefeathers is just trying to mock the Cubs. That's not paranoid AT ALL.
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Yeah it shouldn’t be. Last year at this time going through the rotation the 3rd starter was what Anderson, Lackey or Butler? Tomorrow Yu horsefeathering Darvish is taking the mound. This is true; it's MUCH more disappointing when good pitchers suck as opposed to jerk crapbag pitchers.
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As opposed to the other really bad teams the Cubs have faced so far.
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2018 Game Thread Starters
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
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Help us, Schwarby-Dong Kenobi. You're our only hope.
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Sooooooooooooo....did Gameday break for everyone else, too?
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What the horsefeathers. This team is a mess.
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Here comes a disgusting Cervelli dong, just lazily plopping into some poor jerk's beer.
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I'm with you. StatCast had it at 100.1 mph and it sure didn't seem like he hit it that hard. Looked gone off the bat to me. Every time an opponent's bat connects with the ball you think it's lone gone.
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WAY TO GO, MORAN.
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CERVELLI.
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Rat farts. Dudes squaring up on this hump.
