It was actually Preston Tucker that hit the HR. That was Preston Tucker. Let that wash over you. http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/better-call-saul-gif-9.gif
To be fair, the Cubs are no doubt still rattled after the soul-crushing razzing the Pirates gave them yesterday, what with their boisterous post-game locker room frivolity.
The Cubs had to burn a relief pitcher in the 5th to get one out because Yu Darvish loaded the bases by walking a pitcher after giving up a 3-run HR to 2018 Nick Markakis. Just let that sentence wash allllllllllllllll over you.
But seriously; "Dansby Swanson" is the worst name ever, right? Right? Guys. http://78.media.tumblr.com/6545b45c443b056dfeafd7e23ef1954b/tumblr_inline_mu215k3ffG1s96otq.gif
Willson could turn this whole dumb team around right here. http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d08b11574a346f41d15438b8158f27e/tumblr_n1wanthM5y1rzvz2ro1_250.gif http://25.media.tumblr.com/681119a5be16cd2e88bc4bfb9837b50f/tumblr_n1wanthM5y1rzvz2ro2_r1_250.gif