Sammy Sofa
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Maddon, obviously All a bunch of amateurs compared to the GoAT: http://www.bleachernation.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/geovany-soto-crazy.jpeg -
Everywhere else they could expand to in the US would be trash and dumb (ANOTHER horsefeathering Texas team? Jesus Christ).
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That thread would have been called, "Bob Barker, come on down....TO HELLLLLLLLLLL."
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Thanks a lot, jerk.
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Tonight the part of Turd in the Punch Bowl will possibly be played by one Edward Butler.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-URNS.
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I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE.
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Yes, bring in that wretch Wong to witness the destruction firsthand.
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Someone explain why Gameday makes ball 1 to Schwarber looks so hilariously wrong.
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Dammit, I mixed up which name has the annoying y.
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Guys, Heyward has more home runs on the team than anyone not named Baez and Schwarber. And he's tied with Happ and Bryant. What in the world.
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Cutting to the damn chase would still be much more fun.
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Guys, make a note: apparently it requires 3 or 4 of Schwarber Fan's beloved mental breaks before a team really gets it together. New market inefficiency. Man, Doodles Weaver's ERA was making me rage-nauseous at the start of the game. Send that horsefeathers into space.
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Who the hell are THESE idiots and what did they do with the Cubs?
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https://deadspin.com/horrendously-sucky-reds-fire-bryan-price-after-3-15-sta-1825389078
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Literally just A dong. The Cubs are 21st in dongs right now. Disgraceful. It’s tough when you play twice a week and then when you do it’s 20 degrees Someone should tell the other cold weather teams that didn't get to play 8 of their first 10 games in Miami or inside that they're not allowed to have all those extra dongs.
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Shoulda waited until Dexter came up again.
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Cubs hits actually getting through and runners scoring?
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Literally just A dong. The Cubs are 21st in dongs right now. Disgraceful.
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It's a whole new Cubs.
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Yup, totally sustainable.
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I'm not happy the my Lester implosion theory has been actually playing out so far.
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Oh, so it's gonna be that kind zone today. GREAT.
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But leading off is the Drinky Joe kiss of death, and I actually like this new, totally sustainable, all-slugging Baez.
