Sammy Sofa
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For horsefeathers's sake; it's only the 5th and you're just down by one and the guy clearly has nothing. Why the horsefeathers do you leave him in to keep facing the heart of the lineup? -
WHY IS HE STILL horsefeathering IN THERE.
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6.0IP is the longest start, Eddie Butler has the longest outing http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3u1d1kqpB1rqfhi2o1_400.gif
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Here comes the dagger dong.
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I was going to ask if a Cubs starter has even made it through the 6th so far this year and then I realized it's still the horsefeathering 5th.
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and OF'ers Until Bryce, of course. Or he will just be the greatest tragedy of them all.
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Yeah, there's so many more creative ways we can be decrying how bad he is at pitching.
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The FO is often kinda ass when it comes to signing pitchers.
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Yu lusing it yet again.
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We should have a biggest Cubs jerk bracket.
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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We gotta get imb on this huge, huge breaking story.
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HOT GOSSIP TIME: my sources took the season ticket tour this season, and the crazy scuttlebutt they got is that the attendants in the Cubs' clubhouse have been instructed not to talk to the players unless the players interact with them first. Apparently the biggest diva/jerk of them all is tinyface himself. WHATTA SCOOP.
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Way to poop your pants, Anthony.
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Da horsefeathers is homeboy doing trying to steal 3B.
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Holy horsefeathers. What a nightmare.
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Gleyber Torres Getting Called up to the Bigs
Sammy Sofa replied to CaliforniaRaisin's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Lotsa people still prospect-crazy around here. -
11th in doubles, 5th in slugging % and 4th in ISO, despite playing anywhere from 1 to 4 less games than other teams. The counting stats on dongs will come, Sofa. If those dongs don't come, I'm coming for YOUR dong. Wait a minute...
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Yeah, but 19th in dongs. COMPLETE FAILURE.
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I'll settle for a Cubs starting pitcher to go berserk for once.
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Sounds like what someone that was wrong about him would say! http://cdn1.alloy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Steve-Carell-Ill-kill-you-The-Office.gif
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[tweet] [/tweet] http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/family_circus_rip1.jpg
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That's along the lines of how I've looked at him. My over-generalized look at his potential is that he could he be Soriano back at 2B, except with awesome defense, and this stretch, if anything, REALLY makes me thinks of those periods where Soriano would just be beating the whole horsefeathering world for a week or two and you'd think, "how the hell can this guy be THIS awesome," and then he end up flailing at the dumbest pitches eventually and just keep repeating the cycle. And, hell, I'm not gonna complain about having Soriano with baller defense at 2B.
