Sammy Sofa
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Rally to Disable Swear Filter!
Sammy Sofa replied to Tim's topic in North Side Baseball Issues & Suggestions
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I'm sticking with my, "his ceiling is Soriano with awesome 2B defense" theory, which is still pretty great.
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Hello Baez my old friend.
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I'd like to think that Adbert would just be Almora with an outrageous fake mustache.
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Like, I know how they just won 5 games in a row, and yet I am still compelled to wonder how these idiots won 5 games in a row.
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More like Spew Darvish.
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Oh, OK; back to reality.
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[expletive], that Willson AB was like some kind of fever dream.
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He probably would’ve gone back to throwing 90 MPH horsefeathers fastballs The Verlander in the timeline where he was traded to the Cubs looks a lot like our Justin Wilson probably. [expletive] you both. You're probably right.
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The "can't hit a sac fly with a guy on 3B and less than 2 outs" problem has mutated.
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The answer was and still remains: should have horsefeathering traded for Verlander.
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Yeah, "a lot." ummmm they have at least 3x more than one so there I was going to say they doubled their dong out put in May, but I think that would effectively negate Rizzo's dong via the mysterious powers of 0, so I'm not gonna mess with that sorcery.
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Yeah, "a lot."
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Duke's evil is so powerful that he's somehow had Heyward's curse spread to everyone except Bryant and (temporarily) Baez.
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Great, so to offset the one thing they're weirdly terrible at is the other thing they've weirdly become terrible at. YOU'RE FIRED, KYLE. Fine. Just go one time through the starting rotation without giving up an unearned run and you've erased an entire season's worth of sucking at 3b,<2. There, we already did that.
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Great, so to offset the one thing they're weirdly terrible at is the other thing they've weirdly become terrible at. YOU'RE FIRED, KYLE.
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I think it’s just a really weird outlier thing, I mean we are going to be near the top of the league in OBP so the chances are going to be more frequent (so rate stats could be less but we could still end up getting guys in plenty often on just a total surface number). But we shouldn’t be this bad and I don’t know how you “fix it.” It seems like a thing you don’t want to overly talk with guys about and make it a mental thing or whatever. I mean, they can't get any worse, so I'd like to think they're not doing that.
