Sammy Sofa
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[expletive], that Willson AB was like some kind of fever dream. -
He probably would’ve gone back to throwing 90 MPH horsefeathers fastballs The Verlander in the timeline where he was traded to the Cubs looks a lot like our Justin Wilson probably. [expletive] you both. You're probably right.
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The "can't hit a sac fly with a guy on 3B and less than 2 outs" problem has mutated.
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The answer was and still remains: should have horsefeathering traded for Verlander.
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Yeah, "a lot." ummmm they have at least 3x more than one so there I was going to say they doubled their dong out put in May, but I think that would effectively negate Rizzo's dong via the mysterious powers of 0, so I'm not gonna mess with that sorcery.
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Yeah, "a lot."
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Duke's evil is so powerful that he's somehow had Heyward's curse spread to everyone except Bryant and (temporarily) Baez.
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Great, so to offset the one thing they're weirdly terrible at is the other thing they've weirdly become terrible at. YOU'RE FIRED, KYLE. Fine. Just go one time through the starting rotation without giving up an unearned run and you've erased an entire season's worth of sucking at 3b,<2. There, we already did that.
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Great, so to offset the one thing they're weirdly terrible at is the other thing they've weirdly become terrible at. YOU'RE FIRED, KYLE.
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I think it’s just a really weird outlier thing, I mean we are going to be near the top of the league in OBP so the chances are going to be more frequent (so rate stats could be less but we could still end up getting guys in plenty often on just a total surface number). But we shouldn’t be this bad and I don’t know how you “fix it.” It seems like a thing you don’t want to overly talk with guys about and make it a mental thing or whatever. I mean, they can't get any worse, so I'd like to think they're not doing that.
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That's....absurd. That's the height of baseball being baseball. I hate it and want to hit it with a shovel.
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Seriously, why have they been so horsefeathering bad at this for so long. It should basically be a gimme for a team that's usually so good.
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Quit being a bunch of nerds with all the triples you can't cash in on and horsefeathering UNLEASH DONGS ALREADY.
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Where have alllllll the dongboys gonnnnnne....
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2018 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Given your past WC debacles, this is some bold talk since you likely would have just picked a bullpen catcher or something if you had remembered to pick. -
2018 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Thanks for that, sir. -
bukie, the greatest thing you ever did here was missing your game thread turn this season. Cubswin11, you're the new butters, though you're a dick for not signing up in the first place.
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Where have all the dongboys gone?
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2018 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Uhhhhh, who the heck were the big earners for Tom?
