The Schwarber Fan era of game threads is about to begin. We are only 3 game thread starters away from cycling back around to the top of the list. In May. What in the world.
horsefeathers, I don't think I even got a confirmation email, but they sure as horsefeathers took my money, so I guess I won't have anything for my dad's birthday this weekend. PAT HUGHES: SCAM MAN.
GO THERE. I still get a little choked up when I remember that Thai Burrito is closed forever in Chicago. The pad thai/Mongolian beef (clearly not Thai, but whatever) burrito I had there was life-changing. Garbage fusion RULES.
Reporter crows about how he covered Sosa in the early 2000's. Reporter, in the very same article, gripes about Sosa's PED use like it was the most obvious thing in the world. Reporter's lack of self-awareness is....breathtaking.
Since my assumption when "Damn, that's two so far" was posted was that that meant the game started earlier than I thought AND that Quintana had already given up 2 runs, I'm going to say that they lost.
https://screengrabber.deadspin.com/missouri-outfielder-leaves-field-on-stretcher-after-cra-1825762135 Unless he's a particularly lame Star Wars Extended Universe bounty hunter, this name is completely unacceptable.