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  1. Sammy Sofa
    I'm reading that as saying that you have to go down to Hell to eat Chicago pizza, which sounds about right.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Frank Stallone.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Plus this winning streak is SO much more enjoyable than the last winning streak, which was basically held together by Popsicle sticks and a glue gun.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    And cost us at least one winnable playoff game There is almost zero horsefeathering chance Chatwood starts a playoff game.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Just kiding: he just walks too many guys.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    What to do with Chatwood? Too much of a walker for Pitchingtown. Too much of a pitcher for Walkingtown.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    It cracks me up when Baez loses his mind when dudes are on base or because someone else has just hit a huge dong. You just know everything is out the window and he is just SWINGING.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Shades of D(ong)-Lee on that one.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    What a nightmare person.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Nah; South Side is cool as hell despite the Sox.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    He's like a horse AND a lion.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Trout and Bryant are just boring dudes. Harper is a majestic, entertaining stallion.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    That person was probably the victim of vacation drinking, too.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Actually, that sounds like it WOULDN'T be a wasted vacation day! http://33.media.tumblr.com/918b30f80a8624f0493159d250f4ef87/tumblr_no1fy75h3x1qcy1c2o2_1280.gif
  15. Sammy Sofa
    This is a perfect example of Dave Attel's "drinking = time travel" bit.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    You just made me realize tomorrow is only Thursday and now I hate you (more).
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I think my proudest moment as a Cubs fan was calling Russell's game 6 grand slam, and calling the distance within like 3ft. My life has been all downhill since that. everyone's has. Literally the entire horsefeathering world.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, probably.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I called the number and left my email address and haven't gotten any kind of reply; no indication of anything besides my bank showing the PayPal charge. What the horsefeathers.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    I'm pretty sure I would explode if this hit me: [tweet] [/tweet]
  21. Sammy Sofa
    The Cubs will somehow walk away with negative dongs.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Is this an episode of Good 'Tent?
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Yes, he truly is the Orioles' Addison Russell.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Totally worth it. This is good, good content.
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