Sammy Sofa
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He didn't actually stop sucking; just got lucky for a little while stranding guys on base. Stuff like his FIP and walk rate are terrible. -
Short notice, but these are next 3 users up to start tonight's game thread: PackLandVA (2-1) philosophizer75 (0-1) Ding Dong Johnson (1-1)
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I have actual physical pain watching Wilson pitch. He has no horsefeathering clue where the ball is going. Ever.
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Wilson being honest and reminding everyone that he clearly still sucks.
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Welp, nevermind. No pizza for you!
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Maybe if they promise Schwarber he's allowed to eat an entire pizza if he drives in a run he'll do it.
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Time to get that sweet, sweet single, you sweet, sweet psycho.
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Stunning effort, you guys.
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Hopefully Morrow and/or someone else is up.
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horsefeathers, don't let a hump like that off the hook.
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Please go back to dominating, Carl.
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Happ is gonna win this with a glorious RBI single. I can feel it in my BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE.
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Alright, so they can't get guys in from 2B with no outs, so Addison is gonna do it with 2 outs just because.
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Come on, Rizzo. Treat that ball like you treat the towel guy.
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Man, if this ends up just being a really prolonged fake rally, I'm gonna go over to Duke's house and knock his TV over.
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Alright, these dorks need to bat around so Happ can get his easy cycle, dammit.
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Cubswin11, you're a cool guy and all, but talking about "another level" in regards to the Cubs' offense doesn't specify whether that level is up or down.
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I mean, that dumb slider was almost dead center, too.
