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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Zobrist. What the horsefeathers were you possibly swinging at.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Please let these chubs win this one. I'm not ready to be a game thread starter again so soon.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    This just isn't a great comeback. Because, really, both fan bases would take our last three years over their last three years and both would take our year this year so far, too. I mean yeah, I would for sure. But let's not act like the Dodgers are going away. They'll be contending for the next decade for sure. And the Cubs...won't?
  4. Sammy Sofa
    But hey, we can spank it to the [expletive] horsefeathering run differential, right?
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Da horsefeathers is Baez swinging at tonight.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Can't have a 5th inning meltdown if he doesn't pitch the 5th inning, my dudes.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Drop Bradley, add Betts. Cespedes will probably turn out to have a wicked case of bonitis in his hip, but man, Bradley SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS so far this season.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Woof, Baez.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Early implosion dodged.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    So with Quintana his curve is busted, and with Yu it's what, his slider? I thought I saw something similar discussed/posted here, that specifically what was off with Yu is he is either not going to his slider as much or it's being hit more this year than in the past.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    And the wind cries...."Verlanderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...."
  12. Sammy Sofa
    I missed a call from Patricia Hughes around 815 cst ..was that it? Turns out it was asking if I wanted the framed card personalized. Yeah, I had left a message about 5 days prior just wanting to confirm that my order had been received. He wanted to thank me for my patience, and then confirm whether or not I wanted it personalized. Pat's a good dude, even though it totally came across like he's running Kramerica out of his house.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Well, horsefeathers, I finally got the call from Pat at, like, 9 PM last night. So weird.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    I would much rather watch a season’s worth of pitcher’s duels than this blernsball nonsense that essentially becomes a game of home run roulette, especially at Wrigley. You're just saying that since capitalizing on cheap dongs is the one thing the Cubs inexplicably can't get in on. Also: the Cubs' pitchers blooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Wait until they make every stadium use the humidor and every game is 3-2. Exciting times ahead. Getting shutout from here on out is going to be a blast. I would much rather watch a season’s worth of pitcher’s duels than this blernsball nonsense that essentially becomes a game of home run roulette, especially at Wrigley. You're just saying that since capitalizing on cheap dongs is the one thing the Cubs inexplicably can't get in on.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    We all know it. He is very hard to miss on Chicago sports Twitter and at some point months ago it didn't take much connecting of dots to realize it was the same guy with the same horrific takes. Someone needs to find Sontensei's twitter handle, his Tourette induced outbursts have to be somewhere in the Jesse Rogers' twitter wasteland. Or that cynosure guy that used to also post here, too.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Boooooooooooooo.
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  19. Sammy Sofa
    Heck yeah.
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  21. Sammy Sofa
    Diceman, it's your time to shine.
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  23. Sammy Sofa
    Hahahah! Baez's complete and total refusal to walk pays off.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    This is clearly the best possible lineup right now, therefore it will inexplicably score only 2 runs after they scored, like, 50 in the last 5 games, BECAUSE BASEBALL IS INSANE.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Willson just ruined this Chris Sabo-looking motherhugger's day.
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