Guys, I gave you a twofer of thinking there was a game on Thursday, AND then forgetting when the game I made up in my head was on. How dare you think a gift like that is the work of a hack like Derwood.
You shoulda gone with "THANKS, OBAMA" or something since conservatives also lost their horsefeathering horsefeathers when he dared to wear a tan suit. Keepin' good company there.