Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Cubs are going to have to petition the league to get half credit for all of these games where they're apparently doing a bunch of promising things. -
Living with the Cubs is like living in a living nightmare!
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Holy horsefeathers. That's only Baez's SECOND single?!?
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wow, michael keaton has 2 jerkoff gifs? I'm surprised there's that few.
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There is no point to Happ.
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Chatwood and Contreras are just a wretched battery.
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I told you Chatwood was amazing.
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http://www.magpiegames.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/pushing-your-luck.gif
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Willson's gotta sell that 1-2 pitch a LOT better.
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Chatwood horsefeathering blows.
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Happ is a dildo.
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Alright, pound these slobs into the ground often and early.
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HAPP. I'd loathe him more if I wasn't afraid he'd eat my face.
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horsefeathers, it looks like he aged 20 damn years between the first two photos.
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#SammyStats
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Look how his tinyface makes a totally normal amount of eyeblack look GIGANTIC.
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The lineup SHOULD, in theory, score an average of 46.8 runs every game.
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[expletive] right you say my whole name, you walking cursed Tiki idol.
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BAN SCHWARBER FAN.
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Then play in the mud like the FEELTHY PEEGS they are.
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Man, they ultimately could have gotten yesterday's game in without any problem. What a rip.
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GREAT job with this one, idiots.
