Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Never underestimate the persecution complex of a Mediocre White Man.
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Man, I really hope this ends up being his last season with the Cubs.
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The Cubs have long trafficked in guys who love sliding like dickheads, so he'd fit right in. -
Yeah, but they got the Cubs to divorce themselves from Chili, so at least they're bringing that back.
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Anthony Iapoce Hired as New Hitting Coach
Sammy Sofa replied to Cubswin11's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
[expletive], this makes me laugh every time I see it. My gif game will never be as good as this one post. -
Doesn't matter in the end as the winner of this series should be out in 5 games tops in the WS. Brewers will go back to being a 85 win team again next year. All will be right again Might be a series of vaunted predictions.
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Anthony Iapoce Hired as New Hitting Coach
Sammy Sofa replied to Cubswin11's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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I feel like Tom took this thread's title as a challenge.
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its actually rule V It's actually Rule .
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Trade HRs for roster moves is the only thing I can think of. Team A trades 5 HRs to Team B for 1 of their roster moves. That just seems like more work for Southpaw though. I like the current format and the Wiki page was great. Ooh, I like that.
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Man, some of you are nuts with this, "if they win one more game, we're not even talking about this" horsefeathers. Even if they farted out one more, it was glaringly obvious how bad the offense was in the second half, and how bad the power was all year, even before Bryant went down. They win one more game and the division, they still almost certainly put up a Rockies-esque performance in the series and Chili still gets bounced. These dudes flat out sucked as a team re:dongs even when they were healthy outside of, like, 3 guys. Even accounting for general downturns and Bryant's injury (largely offset by Baez's insane year), the Cubs' dongs were puny and laughable.
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Wait until Theo's goofy ass is played by Oscar Isaac or some horsefeathers.
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https://theathletic.com/584702/2018/10/11/what-firing-chili-davis-says-about-the-myth-of-the-cubs-way/ The Cubs were as middle of the pack as you can get when it comes to strikeouts, and that's what he calls out? Their team batting average and OBP were great...the glaring thing missing, especially in the second half, was power (ESPECIALLY dongs), and Mooney wishes they were slapping the ball around even more than they were. Oh, and everyone is greedy and mean because of what happened to poor Chili, but the Cubs need more fuckheads like Daniel Murphy (who managed only a .297 .329 .471 .800 with the Cubs, which was right in line with the rest of his ho-hum as horsefeathers season). GREAT CALL, DICK.
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Ugh. Fuckin' Kobe.
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It's like some kind of Faust-ian bargain to be able to gaze upon Bryce Harper, but then to also have to sometimes look at his dad, too.
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NO MORE HITTING COACHES WITH GOOFY NAMES.
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Man, I loved the concept of having Chili Davis as a coach because his name is Chili horsefeathering Davis. What a disaster.
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Man, Gio in game 1 and Miley in game 2. How did these losers reach the NLCS. The Dodgers are going to destroy them. They’re destined to just keep winning despite it making no sense. No reason to think otherwise. Eh; so much of is timing. By the time the postseason rolled around, the Cubs and Rockies were trash playoff teams.
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I kinda like that idea; it's seemed like the last 2 seasons there's a LOT of really similar teams. Obviously, it doesn't keep everyone bunched up, as we've seen, but maybe it would mix things up nicely.
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I'm trying to figure out a way where we could somehow have trades, but I can't quite make it work.
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This is mildly confusing and tremendously disappointing. Bad beef is bad.
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But hey, we're also talking about how September should just be them cruising anyway.
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I don't get it.
