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  1. Leaked footage from the interview:
  2. Greenies!
  3. https://deadspin.com/baseball-doesnt-need-collusion-to-turn-off-the-hot-stov-1831644811
  4. Theo's actually wondering how easy it would be to set up the same shots from that 30 for 30 short about how he missed on ARod.
  5. Still think Machado is the better signing anyway if he plays 3B.
  6. I hope it is.
  7. Yes, but it's because I yearn for the Bears' innate stench of hilarious failure to follow everyone who has ever been a part of their organization.
  8. As pointed out already, repeatedly, the Cubs already have Zobrist.
  9. Just clobber them with the dong of the 2018 Cubs' lack of dongs.
  10. Who are you and what have you done with r_mack?
  11. I disagree; I think you'd struggle to find anyone here who truly thinks the Cubs should be able to just pawn off contracts like Heyward's or Chatwood's to another team with little difficulty. I think it's mostly frustration with the idea that the FO maybe isn't willing to dish out the additional pieces needed to get a team to be willing to pick up those deals (or send back a smaller bad contract), and, mostly, the general idea that the Cubs are seemingly acting like the bad contracts have them essentially at a point where they have no choice but to start looking for change in the couch.
  12. Fortunately, we can chew gum and walk at the same time and realize there's a sliding scale of awfulness and we wouldn't have to tolerate them "only" trading (hypothetically, thankfully) for a rampant Trumper who traffics in conspiracy theories up the whazoo.
  13. And, of course, the Duke shirt.
  14. EXCITING TREVOR BAUER UPDATE: he's still an idiot who doesn't seem to understand people can read/hear what he says. [tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet]
  15. Barstool Sports briefly becomes semi-self-aware and shuts down their comments section "until further notice" because they're too racist; completely misses the point as to why people like that flock to them in the first place: https://deadspin.com/barstool-sports-shuts-down-comment-section-silencing-i-1831688120 As per King [expletive] Portnoy:
  16. imb, make sure to note to use launch angle instead of spin rate this time next year.
  17. A Google image search displays a seemingly endless sea of the most generic, non-descript pizza you could possibly find. It neither looks good or bad...it's just there. Boring pizza talk is boring. 1.3, at best.
  18. Please post pizza pics.
  19. HE CAN DO IT ALL: [tweet]https://twitter.com/purpl3m/status/1083598853956239364[/tweet]
  20. UPDATE: Trevor Bauer clearly got his ass slapped by his bosses over going after a teenager for days via Twitter; unleashes hilariously and patently untrue apology....TO THE WORLD: [tweet] [/tweet] The headline for Deadspin's update article is maybe the best thing they've ever done: [tweet] [/tweet]
  21. Spoilers: it ends up being the baseball version of Man Bites Dog.
  22. 4 very good relievers, 2 dead weights and the hope that Chatwood's brain isn't broken anymore, with Morrow on his way back. I want one more reliever personally, but unless someone else goes down(looking at you Carl) I think it's fine. [Narrator]It wasn't.[/Narrator]
  23. There (arguably) is if they're genuinely concerned about the starting rotation. Even if you're worried about the rotation, I have a hard time being convinced that Hamels is the solution at $20M. I hope I'm wrong, but I'm worried about repeat of 2017 John Lackey. Oh, I completely agree; personally, I didn't want them to bring back Hamels, and I have a real fear he's going to mostly suck this season. I'm just saying I get why Epstein would effectively panic and go that route (because he kinda sucks more often than we'd like at targeting pitchers).
  24. There (arguably) is if they're genuinely concerned about the starting rotation. I could, unfortunately, see them figuring/hoping the offensive side of things bounces back, so they decided to use their limited resources on the area of greatest concern. Given that Theo kinda sucks at pitchers...yeah, it sadly makes sense.
  25. Yeah; Theo's relatively shitty pitcher track record aside, I just can't see the FO trading for Kintzler if they had any inkling the wallet was going to be suddenly snapped shut.
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