Sammy Sofa
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When the serial killer gets it...
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Meanwhile Joe is running around in the background with pants on his head or something. -
It's basically saying that teams HAVE technically often "overpaid," but mostly for middle tier players. It's dumb for them to try and course correct with the top tier FA's instead of with, y'know, the horsefeathering mid-level contracts (and just lame for them to try and "fix" things that way, period).
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This [expletive] gif keeps mesmerizing me.
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Someone give me odds on whether or not he's talking about someone who actually exists outside of his head.
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"Enter his realm?" The horsefeathers? Does sulley think it was footage from Mortal Kombat or something?
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OH horsefeathers YOU GOT FOUND OUT IMB
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MORE LIKE BORINGSTEIN.
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Me wandering into this godforsaken thread at just the right time:
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They had me until the last paragraph. Then read on, young squire.
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Leaked footage from the interview:
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Greenies!
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https://deadspin.com/baseball-doesnt-need-collusion-to-turn-off-the-hot-stov-1831644811
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Theo's actually wondering how easy it would be to set up the same shots from that 30 for 30 short about how he missed on ARod.
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Still think Machado is the better signing anyway if he plays 3B.
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I hope it is.
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Yes, but it's because I yearn for the Bears' innate stench of hilarious failure to follow everyone who has ever been a part of their organization.
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As pointed out already, repeatedly, the Cubs already have Zobrist.
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Just clobber them with the dong of the 2018 Cubs' lack of dongs.
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Who are you and what have you done with r_mack?
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Do you think Harper will sign with the Cubs this offseason?
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
I disagree; I think you'd struggle to find anyone here who truly thinks the Cubs should be able to just pawn off contracts like Heyward's or Chatwood's to another team with little difficulty. I think it's mostly frustration with the idea that the FO maybe isn't willing to dish out the additional pieces needed to get a team to be willing to pick up those deals (or send back a smaller bad contract), and, mostly, the general idea that the Cubs are seemingly acting like the bad contracts have them essentially at a point where they have no choice but to start looking for change in the couch. -
Fortunately, we can chew gum and walk at the same time and realize there's a sliding scale of awfulness and we wouldn't have to tolerate them "only" trading (hypothetically, thankfully) for a rampant Trumper who traffics in conspiracy theories up the whazoo.
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And, of course, the Duke shirt.
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EXCITING TREVOR BAUER UPDATE: he's still an idiot who doesn't seem to understand people can read/hear what he says. [tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet]
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Barstool Sports briefly becomes semi-self-aware and shuts down their comments section "until further notice" because they're too racist; completely misses the point as to why people like that flock to them in the first place: https://deadspin.com/barstool-sports-shuts-down-comment-section-silencing-i-1831688120 As per King [expletive] Portnoy:
