Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Besides the very obvious, "management sucks?"
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Well there's your problem. Oh, but this is the kind of rando internet crazy I love precisely because it makes absolutely no sense. Like, who looks at this goober and decides, "yup, THIS guy is the inspirational figure I aspire to be?" I seriously think he could get his own cult going if he wasn't such a complete idiot.
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Reading the comments about this....horsefeathers, I'm pretty sure he's some kind of cult leader. What the holy horsefeathers.
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For real, though....why the hell does DERRICK ROSE have such an intensely insane and dedicated legion of fans?
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I'm also now convinced that the classic Jimmy Buckets gif is him somehow traveling through a wormhole and reading that tweet in real time:
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HE MAN.
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horsefeathers; the FO is totally going to trade for this schmuck, aren't they?
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Guys, this may surprise you, but it turns out that Trevor Bauer is a fragile manbaby: https://deadspin.com/trevor-bauer-has-been-harassing-a-woman-for-more-than-a-1831545503 Ideally Baez was just confused that this stranger who apparently wandered into the baseball clinic kept insisting on reading tweets out loud like a totally normal person who is super confident and not at all insecure and creepy.
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But is he enough of a terrible person for the FO to be interested in the first place? Gotta have the whole package to really get the Theo Treatment.
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Round 1: Eagles at Bears Sunday 3:40 on NBC
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Other Sports
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The Cubs are going to have the highest payroll in the NL this year Note to self: it's really difficult to find SFW bootlicking gifs.
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That looked really bad. You could actually see it pop. I was packing up to drive back from Chicago, so my dad has this game on while I was coming in and out of the room. The most football I've seen in years, and I got to see that. Fuckin' football.
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Please stop.
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What are the odds that we get even just one of his teammates at least saying that this sort of thing is wrong?
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In addition to the horrific stuff imb posted from the article already: If you haven't read it already, do so since the site is up and working again: http://www.expandedroster.com/2018/12/19/melisa-reidy-is-speaking-out-its-time-for-everyone-to-listen/
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That is a premium rant. And, damn; way to pick your spots over fifteen years.
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He's turning into giant version of his mutant thumbs.
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Fuckin' come on.
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Spoiler: he's not talking about the dude in that equation.
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horsefeathers, I'll still go to games; I'm just not spending any money. These are season tickets that someone else has already bought, so, whatever, I've got no qualms if someone offers me one of those. But if someone asks something like, "hey, I'm picking up tickets for next weeks' game; you want me to get one for you," I'm gonna bow out. But the merch, forget it. I was looking to get some new jerseys and shirts since all the ones I had were too huge now, but, nah, can't do it.
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Get that man an IV infusion of peppermint bark, stat.
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I am WAY too relieved over this complete stranger not being a vegetable.
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