Sammy Sofa
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Uh, there were no reports about a deal being close between Harper and the Cubs except his yammerings.
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Did you guys pee in a magical fountain at the same time or something?
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Lee Smith, Harold Baines elected to HOF
Sammy Sofa replied to cl smooth's topic in General Baseball Talk
But nobody's talking about putting someone in just because they have a few years as a dominating reliever. -
2018-19 Other Team Offseason Transactions Not Worth a New Thread
Sammy Sofa replied to Cubswin11's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Look, I'm as doom boner-y as the next guy when it comes to the White Sox out-spending PTR this offseason, but you don't win friends with salad OR in-laws. -
That Willson idea seems very unlikely to be something they'd be willing to do....but seeing it spelled out like that I really, really like it.
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Also: check out that first comment and star it, you bastards.
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Hey, good gif-age at least! This Nightmarish Bulls Season Appears To Be Wearing On Poor Horace Grant
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I love that Ricketts is literally your uncle who can't stop sending chainletters to you even after you tell him to stop I love this deep denial dingus: [tweet] [/tweet]
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But it's not, because too many teams are going whole hog with the tank method. The Cubs and Astros got "lucky" in that they got in and did it when nobody else really was. Tanking is bull horsefeathers, and it's even more bigger bull horsefeathers these days.
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And horsefeathers that idea of a cap. That's only good for owners.
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I have no idea how you'd pull it off, but man, kick the stupid drafting and rookie contract systems out and set it up so that everyone is just a FA when they show up. The bigger teams can't buy EVERYONE. Alright, now tell me why i'm dumb and this would lead to anarchy and madness.
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And it's extra stupid now that you arguably have double digit number of teams trying to do it.
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It's about 10% that and 90% I don't trust the Rickettsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss to not get their cowardly, greedy asses kicked in by a fluke baller Reinsdorf appearance.
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Seems like we might as well have a thread like this since the money issues in MLB are going to come to a head sooner rather than later. https://deadspin.com/its-pretty-messed-up-that-the-red-sox-might-be-shedding-1831038381 I really don't like where baseball has swung pretty quickly where more and more teams tanking, and even those not tanking are intentionally spending less and less to maximize revenue for billionaires, all while you have more and more fans who live and die by whether or not their team "overpaid" for a player, or "got a good deal" without even blinking. I've definitely been guilty of it myself, in talking about how Rizzo will likely just be cast aside one his cheap as balls team options are up, like, "oh, good, the Cubs' billionaire scumbag owners will save money by not bringing back a beloved, face of the franchise-type player." That seems shitty and weird! Why are we at the point where we're rooting for a such a thing? THERE ARE NO CASH-STRAPPED OWNERS.
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Also good in terms of redassed former Bulls: https://deadspin.com/jimmy-butler-i-pooped-on-my-timberwolves-teammates-eve-1831029740
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DERWOOD DEMANDS TECH SUPPORT FROM ROBOT MAN.
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I’m starting to think he’s really going to be on the team next year. Or at least serve his suspension with us and then maybe gets moved when it comes up, like Osuna. Gross. I’m starting to think Boras is talking highly of a client of his because. ...he's scum.
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Also: MEGA BARF. [tweet] [/tweet]
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I made it anonymous and wasn’t trying to pin it on anyone. Iirc, it was something that made me sound like a concerned newspaper reader of Oklahoma. I was surprised he blamed it on someone else, he seemed so sure. was it just a coincidence that it came the same day i was fighting with that socialist bastard in the game of thrones tv thread because he kept trying to low-key post spoilers? that's why i assumed it was him. This is the best story ever. I figured he just dump the spoilers in the subject line, but he went all out and made it sound legit so you opened it?
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Kyle, did you try to make it seem like you were sulley? Did you make up a fake email address?
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aahahahahahhahahaha amazing. I did blame sully for that and he messaged me on facebook about it repeatedly claiming innocence until I blocked him. OMFG I'm crying-laughing Yeah, this is true epic breaking news of the day. I probably sounded like I was having an aneurysm trying not to lose it over this.
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Willson Traymor is definitely the name somebody got from one of the ID files you could cut out from the back of GI Joe packaging.
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i put him on text notification so i can keep you all updated I HATE HIM. [tweet]https://twitter.com/WTraymor/status/1072928092585385987[/tweet]
