Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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This starting rotation is basically a grenade with the pin just barely hanging on for dear life.
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Yeah, homeboy was showing all kinds of warning signs that he was still the same bum-ass he was before the Cubs got him down the stretch. This'll likely turn out to be another expensive Theo pitching botch that just makes the Ricketts even more miserly.
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This fuckin' dope. He's so fuckin' lucky the Cubs won that WS in spite of his dumbassery.
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His shiny dome is very disconcerting.
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How much are they charging for this debacle?
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I don’t think his $20 million (or $13 million depending on how you look at the Smyly trade) is relevant to Bryce or no Bryce at all. Yeah, the only way it really is is if Rickett's BS about things being tight THIS year, but opening up very quickly afterwards isn't BS. Spoiler: it's complete BS.
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"Look, we could either get rid of the hitting coach you don't like, OR sign your bearded baseball buddy. NOT BOTH."
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[tweet] [/tweet] http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Just-When-I-Think-You-Couldnt-Possibly-Be-Any-Dumber-You-Go-and-Do-Something-Like-This..-and-Totally-Redeem-Yourself-In-Dumb-and-Dumber.gif
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Hell, if they do that after signing Harper or Machado, I'm still going to be fed up with them. It sucks that these humps are going to attached to the franchise like a lamprey for a long, long time. It'll be like some kind of bizarro version of the Marlins' run.
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This reply is astonishingly dumb: [tweet] [/tweet]
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Imagine how even more sickeningly moist a nervous Tom Ricketts is.
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Maybe their social media person is one of us!
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When the serial killer gets it...
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Meanwhile Joe is running around in the background with pants on his head or something. -
It's basically saying that teams HAVE technically often "overpaid," but mostly for middle tier players. It's dumb for them to try and course correct with the top tier FA's instead of with, y'know, the horsefeathering mid-level contracts (and just lame for them to try and "fix" things that way, period).
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This [expletive] gif keeps mesmerizing me.
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Someone give me odds on whether or not he's talking about someone who actually exists outside of his head.
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"Enter his realm?" The horsefeathers? Does sulley think it was footage from Mortal Kombat or something?
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OH horsefeathers YOU GOT FOUND OUT IMB
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MORE LIKE BORINGSTEIN.
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Me wandering into this godforsaken thread at just the right time:
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They had me until the last paragraph. Then read on, young squire.
