Sammy Sofa
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[expletive] them so [expletive] hard. I loathe that neighborhood with a mighty and just passion.
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Bears Offseason Thread (Trestman new HC, pg 37)
Sammy Sofa replied to CaliforniaRaisin's topic in Other Sports
Really? -
It's hilarious because they're fatally poor.
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He looks like he's uncomfortable with his human form.
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Will you settle for his sweaty asscrack instead?
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The 2012 Offseason Thread
Sammy Sofa replied to ctcf's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
I'm not saying I'd make the deal, but Upton is one year removed from an an fWAR equal to Castro's best two. It's not that insulting. Yes it is. -
It was more the funky, diva-esque hand gestures he was doing that really sold it. That man has magnificent jazz-hands.
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Sexy dance moves by Harbaugh.
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Wusses.
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Noooooooooope.
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Holy [expletive], that guy's name is "Jacquizz."
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Akers, you fartknocker.
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with lennay's parents too? CGI technology has been building up to this one moment. i bet the hologrammed mother looks suspiciously like tupac in a wig *APOLOGIES FOR FAMILY GUY* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSahwZv9nF4 We all know it'll go a little something like that.
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Of course maybe Te'o will actually be the leader of the human resistance in the future and Lennay and her parents are actually all voiced by an evil liquid metal monster sent back by the robots to hunt him down. Then we'll all feel pretty stupid.
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with lennay's parents too? CGI technology has been building up to this one moment.
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http://auteursnotebook.s3.amazonaws.com/Individual%20images/Cape-Fear-1.jpg
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EVERYONE READ THIS.
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Nice.
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which super bowl story line do you dread most
Sammy Sofa replied to biittner77's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
GOOD ONE. -
Presumably because they can't do most of it while the season is going on and then the winter. Not a lot of time to actually do the necessary work each year.
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Love it.
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No thanks! http://cache.lifehacker.com/assets/images/17/2011/08/punching.jpg
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This is some third family [expletive] right here.
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He said that Lennay's mom didn't want him to show up at the funeral. Asked him not to come. Because they didn't want him to "meet" Lennay in her coffin. And he didn't want to either. Has he said anything about trying to meet her before she came down with her horrible case of car crash cancer? How times did "she" have to shoot him down? Was he asking for photos or asking to Skype or anything like that?
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I think unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is more likely. If you're saying that there's a good chance that Te'o himself is actually an unfrozen caveman, I agree. "Is there a tiny woman inside of this magical box speaking voices into my ear? I DON'T KNOW; your world confuses and frightens me..."
