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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Holy [expletive], that guy's name is "Jacquizz."
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Akers, you fartknocker.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    with lennay's parents too? CGI technology has been building up to this one moment. i bet the hologrammed mother looks suspiciously like tupac in a wig *APOLOGIES FOR FAMILY GUY* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSahwZv9nF4 We all know it'll go a little something like that.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Of course maybe Te'o will actually be the leader of the human resistance in the future and Lennay and her parents are actually all voiced by an evil liquid metal monster sent back by the robots to hunt him down. Then we'll all feel pretty stupid.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    with lennay's parents too? CGI technology has been building up to this one moment.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    http://auteursnotebook.s3.amazonaws.com/Individual%20images/Cape-Fear-1.jpg
  7. Sammy Sofa
    EVERYONE READ THIS.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Nice.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    GOOD ONE.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Presumably because they can't do most of it while the season is going on and then the winter. Not a lot of time to actually do the necessary work each year.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Love it.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    No thanks! http://cache.lifehacker.com/assets/images/17/2011/08/punching.jpg
  13. Sammy Sofa
    This is some third family [expletive] right here.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    He said that Lennay's mom didn't want him to show up at the funeral. Asked him not to come. Because they didn't want him to "meet" Lennay in her coffin. And he didn't want to either. Has he said anything about trying to meet her before she came down with her horrible case of car crash cancer? How times did "she" have to shoot him down? Was he asking for photos or asking to Skype or anything like that?
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I think unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is more likely. If you're saying that there's a good chance that Te'o himself is actually an unfrozen caveman, I agree. "Is there a tiny woman inside of this magical box speaking voices into my ear? I DON'T KNOW; your world confuses and frightens me..."
  16. Sammy Sofa
    His attorney is just his hand with a face drawn on it.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w175/DarthSchrute/jim-baffled.gif
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  19. Sammy Sofa
    YES. And it's awesome again.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Don't call it that. Yesssssssssssss.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Holy [expletive]; words cannot describe how great that is.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    None of which is illegal. Um. True? Did someone say it was illegal? No, but reading between the lines, you guys are making it sound like he should be punished. Nah, the entertainment of the mocking is more than enough.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    What has happened to this great thread?
  24. Sammy Sofa
    How many teams actually let a HC coach out their final year? Seems like they are always either getting extended or fired before it. Having a coach hanging on a single season doesn't seem like a good way to try and build a new staff.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Pretty much.
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