Sammy Sofa

Did he say "funky butt lovin'?!?!?!"

"Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee on You" two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity."

He shoulda gone with the "she lives in Canada" line; you never go wrong with the classics.

Yeah, it's gonna be the fake girlfriend that brings him down instead of the sexual assault/suicide scandal or the dead kid in the scissor lift. Zombie Gotti is jealous of this guy.

If he was dumb enough to drag it out this long there's a good chance he's dumb enough to think his tracks are covered. Besides, are you saying ND wouldn't be as hard on him if he admitted to it now as opposed to if investigators discover it? That's pretty [expletive] of them.

I hope some journalist goes after this. Oh my God, this just gets better and better.

He's a stupid religious nut who has no idea how to deal with being gay and so he did something really, really stupid. There's plenty reason. And yeah, go ahead and keep acting like anyone's reaction to this has amounted to much more emotionally besides "this is hilarious."

So it was a gang of people duping him? What a load of [expletive] [expletive]. MAYBE if there was seemingly some kind of effort to blackmail him or something, but instead we're supposed to just believe it was an epic prank multiple people were in on...and it was a prank they only did for their own benefit and they didn't reveal it to anyone at all? Even the smartest, funniest, most dick-headed secret Internet community couldn't pull off this con, and I know we're not all unfamiliar with a community like that. Even IF I were able to accept all of the unbelievable facts that would contribute to Te'o being a victim, I don't think even the best trolls could pull this off. Like seriously, no one complicit sees all the coverage of his dead girl and has even the modicum of humanity it would take to create a fake gmail account to tell him he should probs ease up on the tasteless pimping of his dead GF en route to a doomed heisman run? No one has even a shred of a conscience in the group. Not his bud? Not the fake girl stand in? Not anyone they told? Which facts are unbelievable? I just need a reason Te'o would risk everything for this? Put career at risk for no benefit at all? Why? Because he's an idiot. I mean, you could ask the same thing of the legions of rapists that have passed through their hallowed campus, but they did what they did, too.

So it was a gang of people duping him? What a load of [expletive] [expletive]. MAYBE if there was seemingly some kind of effort to blackmail him or something, but instead we're supposed to just believe it was an epic prank multiple people were in on...and it was a prank they only did for their own benefit and they didn't reveal it to anyone at all? Even the smartest, funniest, most dick-headed secret Internet community couldn't pull off this con, and I know we're not all unfamiliar with a community like that. Even IF I were able to accept all of the unbelievable facts that would contribute to Te'o being a victim, I don't think even the best trolls could pull this off. Like seriously, no one complicit sees all the coverage of his dead girl and has even the modicum of humanity it would take to create a fake gmail account to tell him he should probs ease up on the tasteless pimping of his dead GF en route to a doomed heisman run? No one has even a shred of a conscience in the group. Not his bud? Not the fake girl stand in? Not anyone they told? [expletive], I'm going the opposite way and saying that the ultimate scumbaggery of the kind of people that would do a RL trolling like this would prevent them from not bragging about it somewhere.

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Mr. M!

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what about the family he thanked? what about her hand he touched after a game What about how she touched...his heart? In the end isn't that all that matters?

So it was a gang of people duping him? What a load of [expletive] [expletive]. MAYBE if there was seemingly some kind of effort to blackmail him or something, but instead we're supposed to just believe it was an epic prank multiple people were in on...and it was a prank they only did for their own benefit and they didn't reveal it to anyone at all?

[expletive] no; just more ND lies.

How do you never talk to the girl? I get meeting somehow online and talking that way, but does the topic of talking on the phone never come up? And if it does and "she" repeatedly says no, isn't that a red flag? No kidding; MR keeps bring up how this happens "all the time," but those situations seem to typically end when the person being strung along realizes something is up, which can happen seemingly a ton of different ways. This guy somehow managed to skillfully avoid all of the potential ways he could have realized something was up? How the [expletive] does he do that? Answer: he doesn't.

Another gem Tokyo MRose?

This dumb school is a blight on humanity.

i think the name of the movie is the catfish or the catfish hunter, i'm not sure. something about a catfish? They shoulda called him at the beginning:

I demand that become a regular thing.

The emergence of a high profile gay athlete would important, but at ND it would just mean equal opportunity covered up-terror.

http://thechive.com/2013/01/16/a-hilarious-bad-lip-reading-of-the-nfl-video/#ff5FX3DTxSzZPzZC.01

Seems like the most logical possibility here. What, NDers having sinister plans about women? NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLED IT.