Sammy Sofa
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NL Central: Reds, Pirates and others
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in General Baseball Talk
What a weird horsefeathering division. Yeah, the Pirates are in last, but they have zero horsefeathering business being anywhere near .500. -
That Willson Contreras is one fine piece of ace.
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Adbet's tiny Gameday pic makes it look like he had the mumps on photo day.
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And with the pitcher at the plate. Unbelievable.
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Time for Bote to deliver some runs like:
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Love that Adbert.
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Hell, just play him and Almora no matter what so that Heyward stays in RF and Russell stays out of the lineup (with Bryant back at 3B and Bote at 2B). The only way Russell should be in there at this point is to give Baez a day off.
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Apparently running onto the field to try and hug Cody Bellinger is the cool crime that all the young ladies can't wait to get in on: [tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet] https://deadspin.com/public-service-announcement-please-stop-interrupting-d-1835827175 Does this count as an epidemic? If Morganna the Kissing Bandit was the flu, this seems like a weird head cold at best.
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Dammit, 2020?!? A [expletive] trailer for a sports doc well over a year in advance is just cruel.
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When the hell is that monster Bulls/MJ documentary coming out?
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Kris Bryant is awesome and we were always right to love him
Sammy Sofa replied to Brian's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
You know what's cooler than 30 dongs? More than 30 dongs. (This is mostly me kidding...this time) -
Kris Bryant is awesome and we were always right to love him
Sammy Sofa replied to Brian's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Expecting, nay, DEMANDING more dongs is always legit, and get out of here with that nerd talk trying to sidestep the dong issue. DONGS UBER ALLES. [dropshadow=blue]The Kris Bryant Games Without a Dong-o-Meter[/dropshadow]: [glow=red][fade]9 GAMES[/fade][/glow] Wait, only 9 games? [expletive]. I feel tricked. -
Umm, I would go with “no”. He just doesn’t necessarily suck as much as he did. He's raised his batting average 26 points in June (where he's hitting .319/.364/.458 coming into tonight) Whoa. I just figured he was sitting on something like a .750 OPS this month.
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Win more like that, please.
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It's ridiculous that they even have to get Cishek warmed up in a game like this. What a nightmare bullpen.
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Damn. Cubs really dropping the ball here so far with how much Tehran is laboring out there.
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Hopefully Lester's favorite song isn't "Long Ball Sally" tonight.
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Debatable is he's a better option than Russell or, shockingly, Almora in that regard. Almora had that fun little power surge in May when he jumped on a few first pitch mistakes (.536 slugging, won't mention the OBP). Since then... June slash line: .196/.229/.217 Oh, I know he sucks. It's just that CarGo sucks even more. I FEEL IT IN MY BOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNES.
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as far as what other options are there, I'll take him. I refuse to watch any of Russell, Almora or Descalso in the box. At least CarGo may run into one. Debatable is he's a better option than Russell or, shockingly, Almora in that regard.
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That last spot in the lineup is pretty much a no win situation at this point. Almora? Cargo? Russell? Descalso? Just be happy there's only one of them and they are at the bottom of the lineup. Oh just wait until Joe get's his monthly case of wine from Binny's. They will all be in the lineup at the same time. Under the Ricketts, Joe can only afford toilet hooch.
