Sammy Sofa
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Quintana is butt again, so whoopedee doo if he or Lester mysteriously ended up on the IL. -
Love how that whole thing reads like he's basically shrugging and dying to say, "but what could *I* POSSIBLY do?!? How did it EVER get to this point? I just wish they did what I wanted, mew-mew-mewwwwwwww."
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It's lame. "It's fine," yet again, is lame. I don't care how meatball-ish it is; this team is annoyingly lame. Pitch him until Hendricks is back. Odds are Montgomery and Chatwood would just suck at least as much as he could. I'm tired of them coddling their terrible, terrible team-building, and the end results are likely the same either way. Give the kid some experience instead of the zilches who have no futures.
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2019 HR Derby [Discussion & Transaction Thread]
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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But why not just let him get regular starts? Let him work through it since he actually has, y'know, a future (ideally), and Montgomery and Chatwood are old and trash. And the Cubs arguably should just go to a 6 man rotation since they're packed with eldery and/or injury-prone starters.
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Those RISP are just too darn pesky, I guess.
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Alright, now I don't feel bad for breaking out the Game Without a Dong-o-Meter earlier.
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The start to this inning:
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Woof. Montgomery went from cool to turd like THAT.
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NL Central: Reds, Pirates and others
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in General Baseball Talk
What a weird horsefeathering division. Yeah, the Pirates are in last, but they have zero horsefeathering business being anywhere near .500. -
That Willson Contreras is one fine piece of ace.
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Adbet's tiny Gameday pic makes it look like he had the mumps on photo day.
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And with the pitcher at the plate. Unbelievable.
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Time for Bote to deliver some runs like:
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Love that Adbert.
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Hell, just play him and Almora no matter what so that Heyward stays in RF and Russell stays out of the lineup (with Bryant back at 3B and Bote at 2B). The only way Russell should be in there at this point is to give Baez a day off.
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Apparently running onto the field to try and hug Cody Bellinger is the cool crime that all the young ladies can't wait to get in on: [tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet] https://deadspin.com/public-service-announcement-please-stop-interrupting-d-1835827175 Does this count as an epidemic? If Morganna the Kissing Bandit was the flu, this seems like a weird head cold at best.
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Dammit, 2020?!? A [expletive] trailer for a sports doc well over a year in advance is just cruel.
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When the hell is that monster Bulls/MJ documentary coming out?
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Kris Bryant is awesome and we were always right to love him
Sammy Sofa replied to Brian's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
You know what's cooler than 30 dongs? More than 30 dongs. (This is mostly me kidding...this time) -
Kris Bryant is awesome and we were always right to love him
Sammy Sofa replied to Brian's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Expecting, nay, DEMANDING more dongs is always legit, and get out of here with that nerd talk trying to sidestep the dong issue. DONGS UBER ALLES. [dropshadow=blue]The Kris Bryant Games Without a Dong-o-Meter[/dropshadow]: [glow=red][fade]9 GAMES[/fade][/glow] Wait, only 9 games? [expletive]. I feel tricked. -
Umm, I would go with “no”. He just doesn’t necessarily suck as much as he did. He's raised his batting average 26 points in June (where he's hitting .319/.364/.458 coming into tonight) Whoa. I just figured he was sitting on something like a .750 OPS this month.
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Win more like that, please.
