Sammy Sofa
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"Time makes fools of us all" - The Kyle Schwarber Thread
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Overrated by who? Like, literally nobody in the rest of the baseball world is talking about him. -
"Time makes fools of us all" - The Kyle Schwarber Thread
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
That's not a thing. And then the lack of self-awareness to follow that up immediately with this: -
HELL YEAH, COOKIE MONSTER.
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Acceptable Russell Walkup songs: Beck - Loser Beatles - I'm a Loser Radiohead - Creep (emphasis on the line "I don't belong here") I'm sure there are plenty of other ones to add. Wrong Beatles song:
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Thank you, Braves.
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Woof. This really is a classic Kyle Schwarber Game. He is a land of many contrasts.
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Of his what?
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My brain can't even process that Descalso has hit 2 dongs this year. Were they Make a Wish things or something?
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What I meant by "out" was "out of the ballpark." Cubs still win.
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If Cishek gets Albies out here they are winning this damn game.
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Holy horsefeathers. How did that inning happen.
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Pitch literally anybody else now, you raging hemorrhoids. THIS IS YET ANOTHER WINNABLE GAME.
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Could have moved Bryant to RF and brought Bote in the game....naaaaaaaaah; bring Almora in instead, as if they're up and need the defense instead of down by 2. Sweet strategery, Joe.
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CarGo getting himself ejected is the most useful thing he's done as a Cub.
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It's so ridiculously obvious that CarGo is beyond useless. Just punt him already.
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What are the odds Chatwood is still on the team and pitching to the bitter end of his miserable contract?
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That last Cubs half inning:
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How are Chatwood's numbers not all infinity symbols.
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STUPID MEETING. Making me miss leadoff dongs.
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No, it doesn't.
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NL Central: Reds, Pirates and others
Sammy Sofa replied to Hairyducked Idiot's topic in General Baseball Talk
Votto's awesome trolling game still remains MVP-level: [tweet] [/tweet] [tweet] [/tweet]
