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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Yep.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Alright, this managed to leapfrog back to me, which means Ding Dong is on deck. TMan, I think this means you missed your spot 3 times now, which is actually kind of impressive since you're a pretty regular presence in these threads. Hopefully I get another streak going.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    I'm keeping an eye on a hilarious text chain between my dad and my uncle, where they have sunk to some amazing depths of paranoia where they are CONVINCED that Rizzo is pissed and/or depressed. They turn into a gossip circle over literally any of shot of Rizzo where they think it's weird how he's not smiling, or that he's not "happy enough" when someone else does well, or he doesn't seem to be celebrating when they win or someone dongs, or whatever. The only reason a small part of me wants to think that that's true (and not just a bunch of pure insanity that probably should have me at least semi-worried about a couple of family members) is that if it's because he hates playing with Russell.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Does this totally arbitrary stat check out? [tweet]https://twitter.com/JustinGerber7/status/1145766666833465345[/tweet]
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Well, I started my last game thread 2 weeks ago, and now I'm back at it again. Will the 2019 Cubs or the board die quicker? YOU BE THE JUDGE. Anyway...it's a new month, so let's have a fresh start. And the Cubs have a fresh starter going! Adbert has a super sweet blue glove, and he's not infuriating (yet), so let's hope for the best. But really, check out that glove! It looks like he skinned a bunch of Smurfs! It probably tastes delicious. He squares off against a real dirtbag who has one of the worst tattoo sleeves I've ever seen: Here's the damn lineup for the damn Cubs: [tweet] [/tweet] And here's what type of Cubs win it would be nice to see tonight:
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    Well, horsefeathers, I'm stuck at work for another hour and a half, so if none of these clods are here in the next half an hour it's on. Unless someone new wants to volunteer to be added to the list. Maybe the triumphant return of tree, or imb, or Duke.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    I feel like this should still count: [tweet] [/tweet]
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Well, horsefeathers: Andy? cubscott34? forgotmyoldlogin? Any of you can go for it, otherwise it manages to leap over six(!!!) people at once back to me yet again. Grand.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Uhhhhh. Holy horsefeathers.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Tman, SSR, and Banedon: it's on any of you goobers.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    I sent him a PM; he was on this morning, so hopefully he shows up soon. If he doesn't, then it's SSR and Banedon.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    he is on pace for like a 1 win season eloy could be great, it's just stupid that you keep sniffing his jock when his major league time has not been positive for him so far He's on pace for about the same season as Kyle Schwarber this year, just 4 years younger. So he'll be worse than Schwarber was when HE was 4 years younger. Way to think that burn through, champ.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    TMan, the Cubs' evil is now inside of you.
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    Sorry I didn't react to that GS sooner; I was too busy cartwheeling around my apartment.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Do it for Derwood's schweatty balls, Cobs. He sacrificed them for you.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    The only problem with the Eloy trade is that they traded him for Quintana and not a better pitcher.
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    Bake 'em away, toys.
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    I PMed Judas and Jersey; Cubswin11, it's your go if we don't see either of them within the next couple of hours.
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    Look, he's a cookie-centric omnivore:
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