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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Time for some of that ol' rain delay motivation magic from Heyward.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    A cooler team would win a full grown adult.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    This is actually a fitting typo.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Terrible front office that tends to put together middling teams and hire horsefeathers and/or hateable coaches. It's a pretty potent recipe for why big players wouldn't want to come to the Bulls.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    "YOU shove off!"
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  7. Sammy Sofa
    Ding Dong, do you dare?
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Thread title says "Angles," FYI.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Everyone:
  10. Sammy Sofa
    I guarantee you literally nobody said that with any kind of seriousness.
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    Hey, you already scammed me into taking the hit for this one, you bastard!
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Not my best game thread work.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    I'm keeping an eye on a hilarious text chain between my dad and my uncle, where they have sunk to some amazing depths of paranoia where they are CONVINCED that Rizzo is pissed and/or depressed. They turn into a gossip circle over literally any of shot of Rizzo where they think it's weird how he's not smiling, or that he's not "happy enough" when someone else does well, or he doesn't seem to be celebrating when they win or someone dongs, or whatever. The only reason a small part of me wants to think that that's true (and not just a bunch of pure insanity that probably should have me at least semi-worried about a couple of family members) is that if it's because he hates playing with Russell. You are giving meathead athletes too much credit. Oh, most definitely.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Bote had a rough June from a production standpoint. You can tie most of it to BABIP (.235), but that also follows a May where BABIP helped hide some pretty rough rate stats (30.5% K%, .378 BABIP). Additionally, his batted ball profile dropped off a little bit in June (hard hit by month: 42%, 45.8%, 29.6, although he posted his best LD% so I continue to be confused by those stats). Regardless, he should be playing a lot more than he is, especially given the garbage we're putting out there instead. In conclusion, Bote is a land of contrasts. Thank you.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Yep.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Alright, this managed to leapfrog back to me, which means Ding Dong is on deck. TMan, I think this means you missed your spot 3 times now, which is actually kind of impressive since you're a pretty regular presence in these threads. Hopefully I get another streak going.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    I'm keeping an eye on a hilarious text chain between my dad and my uncle, where they have sunk to some amazing depths of paranoia where they are CONVINCED that Rizzo is pissed and/or depressed. They turn into a gossip circle over literally any of shot of Rizzo where they think it's weird how he's not smiling, or that he's not "happy enough" when someone else does well, or he doesn't seem to be celebrating when they win or someone dongs, or whatever. The only reason a small part of me wants to think that that's true (and not just a bunch of pure insanity that probably should have me at least semi-worried about a couple of family members) is that if it's because he hates playing with Russell.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Does this totally arbitrary stat check out? [tweet]https://twitter.com/JustinGerber7/status/1145766666833465345[/tweet]
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Well, I started my last game thread 2 weeks ago, and now I'm back at it again. Will the 2019 Cubs or the board die quicker? YOU BE THE JUDGE. Anyway...it's a new month, so let's have a fresh start. And the Cubs have a fresh starter going! Adbert has a super sweet blue glove, and he's not infuriating (yet), so let's hope for the best. But really, check out that glove! It looks like he skinned a bunch of Smurfs! It probably tastes delicious. He squares off against a real dirtbag who has one of the worst tattoo sleeves I've ever seen: Here's the damn lineup for the damn Cubs: [tweet] [/tweet] And here's what type of Cubs win it would be nice to see tonight:
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Well, horsefeathers, I'm stuck at work for another hour and a half, so if none of these clods are here in the next half an hour it's on. Unless someone new wants to volunteer to be added to the list. Maybe the triumphant return of tree, or imb, or Duke.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    I feel like this should still count: [tweet] [/tweet]
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Well, horsefeathers: Andy? cubscott34? forgotmyoldlogin? Any of you can go for it, otherwise it manages to leap over six(!!!) people at once back to me yet again. Grand.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Uhhhhh. Holy horsefeathers.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Tman, SSR, and Banedon: it's on any of you goobers.
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