Sammy Sofa
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Duke should return to writing front page article with a horsefeathering master's thesis about the myriad of ways that hitting Descalso for Darvish was cartoonishly stupid. Maddon gets himself outmanaged WAY too horsefeathering easily these days, even by his usual standards. -
2019 Game Thread Starters
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
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But then Rizzo would die He would ground his head out to second. Rizzo's TOOTBLAN and Heyward's anti-power, together at last.
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I'm gonna dance so hard when Joe is gone.
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Oh, great; some patented Rizzo TOOTBLAN, too. I get it, Cubs; I won't ever be optimistic about you again.
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And I was in such a good mood, too.
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Fuckin' Maddon is drunk scum.
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...AND THEN FOLLOW THAT UP WITH A PITCHER WHO PITCHES LIKE A horsefeathering HITTER (did I do that right) YES!!!! BURN HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
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Seriously, why the horsefeathers would anyone think Descalso would possibly do anything there? WHY WOULD YOU TAKE OUT YOUR PITCHER WHO COULD GIVE YOU ANOTHER INNING FOR A GUY WHO IS HITTING LIKE A horsefeathering PITCHER.
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[expletive] JOE, YOU DUSTY OLD ANUS.
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Alright, Yu's still set up nicely to go 7 like I predicted.
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Dammit, Yu. You are a man of many contradictions.
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Brooks Pounders in Logjammin'.
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THE MILK'S GONE BAD, you Howard Kremer-looking mofo.
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horsefeathers, please score some more runs so that HR ends up being pointless.
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should have done the poop thing This should have been you when you were making this thread, you bastard:
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Dump this ump.
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It's cool; Cubs will sling a couple of dongs outta here, and Darvish is gonna go 7.
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Holy horsefeathers, what a terrible called strike 3 to Rizzo.
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Still feeling just fine about this one.
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Hahahah! Yu's revenge!
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I'm gonna credit that to some kind of sorcery that Baez did to freak everyone out.
