http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7e/JimNantz2001.jpg/125px-JimNantz2001.jpg Hello friends, this is Jim Nantz reporting live from Chicago, where the Cubs, quite possibly the greatest baseball team ever assembled by the hand of God, attempt to get another victory over a team whose roster is mainly composed of people that baseball fans nationwide have never heard of, the Houston Astros. The visiting Colt .45s will be led by this man, who once asked for a tractor as part of his contract, Roy Oswalt. http://www.panachemag.com/Web/BeSeen/AstrosWives/G8.jpg He is opposed by a man with a mean roundhouse kick. No, I don't mean Chuck Norris, but rather Tom "The Great Gorzo" Gorzelanny. http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20070422wAPsanchez_230.jpg Today the Cubs' goal will be to not only notch a win, but a "win for the ages".