Man, if you are semi throwing in the towel, this train doesn't have anybody left. Eh, it’s august. Nothing else on anyways. Yep. I'm excited for football to start just to get a break from these jamokes.
I tried to find a GIF of the Major League 3 scene where the Twins manager pulls the plug on the lights to keep from losing to the Buzz, but apparently that movie wasn't good enough to be GIF'd.
Let me guess: you wanted him to end up on the Cubs. I didn't think about it since we weren't in on him, but hell yes I would take him on the Cubs. I'm not sure what sort of performance art is going on here, but forget the things people here dislike about Bauer - he would've been a tremendous waste of resources considering our rotation is the one indisputably good area of the team.