More likely he'll get injured and not only won't be able to hit but also won't be able to pitch, then will return just in time for the next Cubs series and fire a two-hit shutout to put the Cubs a key game further back in the divisional race.
Check out this bizarro-world duo on Gameday: http://florida.marlins.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_425883.jpghttp://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_334393.jpg