I'd call him five minutes ago and offer him a ton of money as well complete control of the USMNT. I'd have done the same with Klinsy. But, hey, Gulati is, you know, an awesome Federation head. He rocks. Oh yeah. Speaking of which, how can we get rid of him? I'd like to start a movement to bring in someone who knows something about soccer. I have no idea how USSF works, but if my experiences growing up playing in that system are any indication, I have a feeling that it's a very insulated organization. I'd offer him anything he wants, but I can't imagine he'd coach us. I think Portugal sacks Scolari and he takes that job. Which leaves Big Phil for us.