Well, the Cubs did what they've done all season long. They got back to .500. Let's get above .500 today, shall we? We have Carlos Zambrano (2-0, 4.21 ERA, 1.25 WHIP) http://metsmerizedonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/CarlosZambrano.jpeg facing Hiroki Kuroda (2-2, 3.33 ERA, 1.19 WHIP), who apparently has an orange tongue. http://cdn3.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/406591/gyi0060388087.jpg Once again, for good luck, here's a dog half-walking on a treadmill. http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/662f30de-4b2e-4b9f-a156-e2b48859789b.gif Go Cubs!