The White Sox I disdain

[gus_dog]

The White Sox I disdain

 

This is a team made to hate

And my disdain for them will not abate

Their fans, oh they are all thugs

A porcupine, I’d rather give hugs

 

The White Sox I disdain

Many are the reasons they cause pain

First, they have a manager named Ozzie

Who bears more a resemblance to Fozzie

 

I despise all that is Pale Hose

Their fans are all swilling schmoes

Second, they have a pitcher named Buerhle

Who makes such wild claims to sound squirrelly

 

Third, I hate the designated hitter

So much so, I have become bitter

Speaking of DH, theirs is the Big Hurt

But in truth, he’s but a little squirt

 

Fourth, they have Hawk and DJ

The worst announcers in the game today

Whenever the White Sox play

‘Yes’, in unison, is all they can say

 

My last reason, but not the least

They are from Chicago, but not the east

If they be northsiders, I would cheer

But they be southsiders, so I will just sneer

 

 

Good luck in the playoffs (not really).

 

:twisted: :P :lol:

Edited September 30, 2005 by gus_dog

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Robert Frost it's not, but I like it none the less.

[imb]

we went to wrigley field, we got that wiggley feel

[Mark Priors Calves]

we went to wrigley field, we got that wiggley feel

:lmao: obscure but that's what makes it fantastic.