6/25 Cubs/Dodgers What else can I reverse jinx?

[UMFan83]

Tuesday I created a game thread making fun of the Cubs offense and they scored 7 runs.

Thursday I created a game thread making fun of the Cubs starting pitching and the matchups this weekend and they threw a no hitter.

 

How should I use my powers today?

 

 

Jason Heyward, Anthony Rizzo, Eric Sogard, Jake Arrieta and others on the Cubs are still unvaccinated and will probably lose this game purely because they are unvaccinated.

[UK]

Be the only person on the Andy Dalton bandwagon.

[PackLandVA]

 

How should I use my powers today?

 

 

World peace? Strong economy with low? Donuts that taste like the real deal but have no calories or negative health implications?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Make me skinny again so my dick looks appropriately sized.

[minnesotacubsfan]

are you sure being skinny will actually help you with that? might just be genetics

[UMFan83]

Rockies had a 4-0 lead over the Brewers in the 7th. Now tied. No wonder this team is 6-28 on the road lol

[UMFan83]

Jake…

[Irrelevant Dude]

Jake…

I hear State Farm has job openings.

[Bertz]

Jake's had a lot more juice on the fastball the last two outings. It hasn't actually meant anything yet, but I think if you promise me he'll continue to be 93-94 from here on out I'm likely to believe he can be salvaged.

[UMFan83]

Hate the bunt there. 1st and 2nd, 0 outs down by 1 in the 7th and 9-1-2 coming up. Now the inning relies on Joc putting one in play or Bryant getting a 2 out hit. Let’s see how it plays out…

 

Edit: and Joc put one in play, nice job!

Edited June 26, 2021 by UMFan83

[muntjack]

Dude could only throw his straight fastball for a strike so we give him an out and let them go to an elite reliever. Ross is terrible.

[UMFan83]

Bye bye first place

[Derwood]

Alec Mills is not a starting pitcher on a playoff caliber team