7/31: Cubs (Hendricks) @ Cardinals (Mikolas) 7:15, ESPN, WGN

[OleMissCub]

Holy Crap that cardinals third baseman looks like the banjo kid from Deliverance

[Edith Cox]

One of these hitters need to step up and get hot and save the season, we need this game.

[Sammy Sofa]

If the Cubs dong here, I'll donate 100 smackeroos to the board.

[Derwood]

One of these hitters need to step up and get hot and save the season, we need this game.

 

Why has no one thought of this?

[Schwarber Fan]

So tired of this Martinez nonsense

[Cubswin11]

Oh come the horsefeathers on

[Edith Cox]

Worst defender in the park including fans is making all the big plays

[Derwood]

Why did KB not tag up there?

[Andy]

Why did KB not tag up there?

Because there's an uncoordinated oaf in RF with no business making those catches

[Edith Cox]

Big hit by Happ after one of the worst swings every the pitch before.

[Cubswin11]

Bingo

[Andy]

Holy crap what a swing by Happ, where has this guy been?

[Sammy Sofa]

Ian Slapp, baby.

[Old Style]

YES! I was just about to send a “Happ sucks” message and he got an RBI single. You’re welcome.

[Schwarber Fan]

Nice job, Happ. A second run would be huge.

[Edith Cox]

About time for the clock to strike midnight for this Gallegos dude and his 0.75 WHIP

[Old Style]

Holy crap what a swing by Happ, where has this guy been?

Iowa

[Old Style]

Really? C’mon, Schwarbs.

[Schwarber Fan]

Dammit schwarbs

[Sammy Sofa]

Schwarber, you choad.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Schwarber swings at a dumb 3-0 pitch

[Edith Cox]

Cannot stand letting guys swing 3-0 espcailly guys who aren't stars. A walk loads and then he could tilt mentally or one ball get away for a HBP gets a run.

[Cubswin11]

Dumb team is dumb

[UMFan83]

If there’s one thing that’s worked for us on this very successful road trip it’s protecting 1 run leads in the late innings

[Old Style]

Did I hear right earlier on the broadcast that the Cubs have a positive run differential on the road yet the worst road record in baseball?