4/13 Angels (Stratton) @ Cubs (Kyle) 1:20 CDT TV: ABC 7

[Andy]

Another XBH after the ump denies a rightful strikeout, which I think makes 86 of those for the year

[UMFan83]

If the Cubs lose today it will be the first loss by an NL Central team to an LA team in 10 tries #uselessfacts

[CyHawk_Cub]

Watching Almora bat makes my heart hurt.

 

Javy is pretty much the only thing I unconditionally love about this team.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

If the Cubs lose today it will be the first loss by an NL Central team to an LA team in 10 tries #uselessfacts

 

What am I missing? The Brewers just got swept by the Angels.

[NWICubsFan]

If the Cubs lose today it will be the first loss by an NL Central team to an LA team in 10 tries #uselessfacts

Milwaukee lost to the Angels on Wednesday.

[TMan92]

Good at bat by Almora. Swung at 3 pitches out of the zone.

 

Almora is a massive turd

[Sammy Sofa]

Opposing teams already not even bothering to bring in lefties to face Schwarber. Will it actually bite them in the ass for once?

[Sammy Sofa]

Opposing teams already not even bothering to bring in lefties to face Schwarber. Will it actually bite them in the ass for once?

 

Nope.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Opposing teams already not even bothering to bring in lefties to face Schwarber. Will it actually bite them in the ass for once?

 

Hi Sofa,

 

L.A. doesn't have a lefty in its pen.

[TMan92]

Opposing teams already not even bothering to bring in lefties to face Schwarber. Will it actually bite them in the ass for once?

 

Can he just be a lumbering fat ass again? I liked how that guy hit.

[Sammy Sofa]

Opposing teams already not even bothering to bring in lefties to face Schwarber. Will it actually bite them in the ass for once?

 

Hi Sofa,

 

L.A. doesn't have a lefty in its pen.

 

Oh, so it's the only bullpen constructed worse than the Cubs'?

 

But yeah, still made Schwarber look like the big meatfist he is.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I know it's an off day and he sucks, but man, no KB for this?

[Sammy Sofa]

Bases loaded.

 

Is Joe gonna go to Bryant?

 

[Sammy Sofa]

Hahahah! Nope; going with AbbaZabba instead. Bryant is toast.

[NWICubsFan]

I know it's an off day and he sucks, but man, no KB for this?

Maddon is like us. He knows KB sucks now.

[TMan92]

Bases loaded.

 

Is Joe gonna go to Bryant?

 

 

No he is going to Zagunis, who is better than Bryant offensively right now. Take that in for a minute

[Sammy Sofa]

[Sammy Sofa]

WHAT THE horsefeathers ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, YOU MOPEY FACED GARBANZO BEAN.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Holy horsefeathers, he really was the better option.

[TMan92]

Maybe should have pulled Brach earlier

[Sammy Sofa]

WHAT THE horsefeathers ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, YOU MOPEY FACED GARBANZO BEAN.

 

That one, apparently.

 

[Sammy Sofa]

Holy horsefeathers, he really was the better option.

 

If Bryant actually ends up somehow getting the game-winning hit later and Joe gets the credit, I'm gonna barf all over him.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I actually was watching the Titanic theme song version of the Heyward and Bote dongs from last season before the game. Give me another one.

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Zagunis had a great at bat after falling behind 0-2 BUT Bryant has to take that at bat. I don’t give a horsefeathers about a scheduled day off. Is Joe going to use Taylor Davis over Kris if the situation arises?

[Sammy Sofa]

This horsefeathering ump.