8/15 Brewers (Guerra) at Cubs (Hendricks) 1:20 p.m. WGN/MLBN

[Sammy Sofa]

The opposing team doesn't score in the first inning, the Cubs score first, AND the Cubs' SP is dealing and is somehow through 2 with less than 30 pitches??! What did I do to deserve this?

[dfnowak]

Rizzo must have said "horsefeathers you" to Chili-ball

[Tim]

Didn't Rizzo hit his HR to left? Isn't that like a Chili-dong dong?

[Old Style]

Only 26 pitches for Kyle so far.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Vaunted 280 lb. second baseman.

[imb]

That gif remains one of the greatest of all time.

 

[dfnowak]

I'm listening to the game on the radio. Were the Bote and Schwarber singles the result of Shaw playing 2B?

[Sammy Sofa]

If Schwarber actually crosses the plate this inning I will never doubt again.

[Old Style]

Womp womp

[NotSoSober]

It's about time Contreras remembers who he is

[Sammy Sofa]

If Schwarber actually crosses the plate this inning I will never doubt again.

 

SEASON'S CANCELLED.

[Old Style]

I'm listening to the game on the radio. Were the Bote and Schwarber singles the result of Shaw playing 2B?

Bote pulled his between SS and 3B.

[Brian]

Joe's a Duke fan too, somehow

 

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[Sammy Sofa]

Second half Willson makes me sad:

 

.235 .316 .353 .669

[TMan92]

Second half Willson makes me sad:

 

.235 .316 .353 .669

 

He looks Yadi old but somehow Molina found the St. Louis fountain of youth.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

[PackLandVA]

Right now I'll settle for the baby steps of not giving up any first inning runs.

 

Then let's see if the Cubs can score first.

 

Check!

 

And check!

[NotSoSober]

Someone photoshop a condom instead of a baseball

[squally1313]

That gif remains one of the greatest of all time.

 

 

[Brian]

Nolan Hendricks

[TMan92]

That gif remains one of the greatest of all time.

 

 

 

Ricketts is such a cluster horsefeathers.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I wish we had a hitter as good as yelich

[dfnowak]

If Willy isn't going to hit and he's already a terrible pitch framer that doesn't help the pitching staff...

 

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[Ding Dong Johnson]

nobody does the bare hand better

[Old Style]

Wow Bote