8/6 Cubs (Hamels) @ Royals (Juris) 7:15 PM CDT

[Derwood]

I am genuinely baffled as to why they lose their minds and fall apart so easily if someone is on 2B or 2B with less than 2 outs SO OFTEN. They ARE a good offensive team, and you'd think those are the situations where they essentially go into cruise control, but I swear it's like everyone comes to the plate is convinced they have to annihilate the ball instead of just getting the horsefeathering run in.

 

Has Schwarber done anything since that stupid home run derby?

 

6-15 with a double and HR in his last 4 games before today

 

That's not what he asked

 

.235/.310/.392 since the ASB with 2 HR, 6 BB, 16 K's in 58 PA

[TMan92]

So I get to watch Zobrist talk about the 2015 Royals for my rain delay entertainment. There are much worse things than this.

 

Listening to Steve Stone is fitting punishment

[We Got The Whole 9]

This was just natures way of letting me watch BCS undisctracted

[Schwarber Fan]

Another trash AB with RISP

[Brian]

need to learn how to do that dink hit in the middle of LF, CF, SS

[Derwood]

need to learn how to do that dink hit in the middle of LF, CF, SS

 

The Royals are out-Chilli-Balling us so far

[Brian]

Cole was more fun when he was striking everybody out

[UMFan83]

Man when we slump we do it as a team and we look horsefeathering awful

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Is it possible for a better to get a case of the yips?

[Sammys Boombox]

Happ must have killed somebody in one of these umpires’ families.

[Brian]

has he thrown 3 pitches in the zone to any one batter yet?

[TMan92]

Cole was more fun when he was striking everybody out

 

He is a part of the rotation now. Just fitting in.

[TMan92]

Sofa. Cue up the comet picture.

[Brian]

sets up nicely for the Slomora GIDP

[TMan92]

Holy crap

[Brian]

Chili ball lives, now let's get a clutch chilidong

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Gotta take advantage when two shitty hitters figure out a way to get on. Let's do this.

[Brian]

let's do this Zo

[Derwood]

How do we screw this up?

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Zo is 100 percent hitting a grand slam. 100 percent.

[TMan92]

How do we screw this up?

 

Two guys get picked off?

[Brian]

don't swing for a bit

[TMan92]

For horsefeathers’s sake

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Oh, so we ARE back to not being able to score with guys on third and less than two outs.

[UMFan83]

3 ABs with runner on 3rd and less than 2 outs, 0-3 with 1 run scoring on a WP and 2 K