4/3 1962 cobs (jon) @ 1975 reds (doesn't matter) @ 5:40 (wtf) on wtf (wgn)

[Sammy Sofa]

Yeah, no kidding; since when the horsefeathers does a leprechaun shill for Cheerios?

[Omar]

when they have the green st. patrick's day apple cinnamon cheerios seasonal-promotional

[David]

Check out how horsefeathering stupid this guy is...

 

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He's doubling down

[Cubswin11]

Check out how horsefeathering stupid this guy is...

 

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He's doubling down

“If the Cubs were hitting .800 with RISP and striking out at like a 5% rate, they would never lose and we’d be applauding them!” horsefeathering idiot

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[Banedon]

Check out how horsefeathering stupid this guy is...

 

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He's doubling down

 

Holy horsefeathers, that's exactly the point, dumbass. Without extras, that's 8 fewer strikeouts.

[David]

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Holy horsefeathers, that's exactly the point, dumbass. Without extras, that's 8 fewer strikeouts.

 

it's one of those so stupid it might make your head explode trying to process it ideas

 

hey if they didn't strike out so much, they wouldn't have had all those extra innings to strike out more!

[Cubswin11]

I hope we win, obviously, but also strike out like 12 times tonight so we can set the record for most Ks through 6 games. Let’s just keep this going.

[David]

I hope we win, obviously, but also strike out like 12 times tonight so we can set the record for most Ks through 6 games. Let’s just keep this going.

 

it'll be cool if we score like 12 runs so people can complain about the offense being feast or famine which they totally wouldn't if we won 3-1 or something.

[Cubswin11]

[David]

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[Aaron_Kennelly]

He's so stupid. We need to get him to join in these game threads.

[Cubswin11]

[UMFan83]

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Gold

[UMFan83]

 

Translation: we gotta play these guys ASAP before they stop sucking

[David]

He's so stupid. We need to get him to join in these game threads.

 

[David]

He's so stupid. We need to get him to join in these game threads.

 

I mean, good lord

 

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[CyHawk_Cub]

He's so aggressively ignorant.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Good for Jesse deciding that he no longer needed his jamfan alt account.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

I'm going to get blocked.

 

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[David]

at least he doesn't block people for calling him an idiot. i made one vaguely critical tweet of kaplan and he immediately blocked me.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

I hope we win, obviously, but also strike out like 12 times tonight so we can set the record for most Ks through 6 games. Let’s just keep this going.

 

Taking it a step further, how about a 34-32 22-inning game in which we strike out 21 times?

[soccer10k]

He's so stupid. We need to get him to join in these game threads.

 

It's too bad we don’t have sites that will calculate strikeout percentage for us and then allow us to sort so we know which team K’s at the the highest rate.

[Schwarber Fan]

Rained out. I was wrong yet again! Edit: at least that’s was reported on the Giants broadcast.

[David]

Rained out. I was wrong yet again! Edit: at least that’s was reported on the Giants broadcast.

Zaidman literally just said they'll get their next update at 6:30. No rainout yet.

[Cubswin11]

Sounds like an update around 6:30 and both teams really want to get it in, according to Pat