9/20 Corbs (Big Ol' Babyhead) @ The Underside of America's Wang (Snell) 6:10 CST WGN

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Man, there's some real weirdos basically only posting the loser Bears thread these days all like:

 

 

They're missing out. These threads are all like

 

[Ding Dong Johnson]

[jersey cubs fan]

joe should be posting that lineup any minute now

 

[Aaron_Kennelly]

joe should be posting that lineup any minute now

 

 

When he does, NSBB posters racing to make witty gif responses:

 

http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/StanRaceStudioSixty.gif

[Sammy Sofa]

 

[squally1313]

When all those Bears thread only people show up here in a couple weeks...

 

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Joe thinking about his lineup and trying to decipher the voices in his head:

 

[Sammy Sofa]

All those Bears schmucks are going to be banned from the playoff threads unless they're willing to earn their way back in.

 

[Aaron_Kennelly]

All those Bears schmucks are going to be banned from the playoff threads unless they're willing to earn their way back in.

 

 

When I see them show up in here:

 

http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/DannypunchesRoger.gif

[Cubswin11]

Joe's pre-game speech tonight

 

[squally1313]

We'll have to include a warning to all those who only show up in October:

 

[Aaron_Kennelly]

When someone posts a gif that I've been waiting to use:

 

[squally1313]

[Aaron_Kennelly]

When Javy saw Addison make some slick plays at short last night:

 

http://68.media.tumblr.com/8eb96c033654d6adc5933e000fa463b9/tumblr_mmvit13nDd1qad2ozo2_250.gif

[badger]

[17 Seconds]

shaking my head at jay over schwarber at dh. shaking my head.

[Sammy Sofa]

shaking my head at jay over schwarber at dh. shaking my head.

 

[Aaron_Kennelly]

shaking my head at jay over schwarber at dh. shaking my head.

 

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Theo to Joe, if he tries to write in Jay's name during the playoffs:

 

http://68.media.tumblr.com/9a23f1de72736b8be2fd5d19f4dd0bbd/tumblr_msace5aoln1sq9xy6o1_250.gif

[David]

meh. snell is a lot better vs. lefties (.276 wOBA against/.330 vs righties) and has never given up a dong to one (in 154 batters faced).

[David]

Theo to Joe, if he tries to write in Jay's name during the playoffs:

 

http://68.media.tumblr.com/9a23f1de72736b8be2fd5d19f4dd0bbd/tumblr_msace5aoln1sq9xy6o1_250.gif

 

i am starting to have irrational levels of fear of how much jay will play in the playoffs.

[squally1313]

Joe is clearly Bob.

 

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Jon Jay, reading this thread:

 

[17 Seconds]

meh. snell is a lot better vs. lefties (.276 wOBA against/.330 vs righties) and has never given up a dong to one (in 154 batters faced).

 

but jay is a lefty too. although i see now that jay has actually hit better vs lefties in recent years (in limited time)

[David]

meh. snell is a lot better vs. lefties (.276 wOBA against/.330 vs righties) and has never given up a dong to one (in 154 batters faced).

 

but jay is a lefty too. although i see now that jay has actually hit better vs lefties in recent years (in limited time)

 

yeah, forgot to mention that jay is basically a non split/reverse split guy at this point