9/15 The Great Pit of Cardkoon (Carlos Martinez) @ Corbs (Apoplectic Mule) 1:20 CST ABC 7/MLBN

[UMFan83]

Hey ump, why don't you try making good strike calls?

[Sammy Sofa]

Hey ump, why don't you try making good strike calls?

 

[Schwarber Fan]

We'll be lucky to get a run today.

[UMFan83]

The Cubs have actually hit Martinez fairly well in his career, but occasionally he has these lockdown dominant starts against us.

[UMFan83]

Jay looks like Slomora running out there

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Can already tell this isn't going to end well.

[bcl412]

The Cubs have actually hit Martinez fairly well in his career, but occasionally he has these lockdown dominant starts against us.

 

I have no memory of hitting him well.

[Sammy Sofa]

We'll be lucky to get a run today.

 

[Agony and Ivy]

If you see DeJong out tonight buy him some drinks and see if we can't get him behind the wheel of something.

[sneakypower]

hey, remember when Theo signed Carlos Martinez but MLB voided it

[Cubswin11]

hey, remember when Theo signed Carlos Martinez but MLB voided it

??

[Liam Neeson]

I remember that time (last year?) he practically did a somersault off the mound at Wrigley when he didn't get a strike call. I think he blew up in the same inning. Edited September 15, 2017 by Liam Neeson

[Banedon]

How many Master Bader jokes do you think this guy has endured in his life?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

hey, remember when Theo signed Carlos Martinez but MLB voided it

??

Red Sox Theo

[Cubswin11]

hey, remember when Theo signed Carlos Martinez but MLB voided it

??

Red Sox Theo

Got it, I was gonna say don't remember it with the Cubs and you'd think it would be something that would've come up.

[David]

The Cubs have actually hit Martinez fairly well in his career, but occasionally he has these lockdown dominant starts against us.

 

I have no memory of hitting him well.

Haven't we had a couple of 4-5 run first innings against him?

 

I remember one in 2015 where we eventually blew the lead

[UMFan83]

The Cubs have actually hit Martinez fairly well in his career, but occasionally he has these lockdown dominant starts against us.

 

I have no memory of hitting him well.

 

2015: 5 G, 5.24 ERA against the Cubs

2016: 5 G, 4.80 ERA

2017: 3 G, 2.25 ERA

 

So uhh....he's gotten better I guess.

[bcl412]

The Cubs have actually hit Martinez fairly well in his career, but occasionally he has these lockdown dominant starts against us.

 

I have no memory of hitting him well.

 

2015: 5 G, 5.24 ERA against the Cubs

2016: 5 G, 4.80 ERA

2017: 3 G, 2.25 ERA

 

So uhh....he's gotten better I guess.

 

I must only watch the ones where he dominates us.

[sneakypower]

hey, remember when Theo signed Carlos Martinez but MLB voided it

??

http://m.mlb.com/news/article/63235242/

[Liam Neeson]

Oh yea this happened.

 

[Sammy Sofa]

http://i.imgur.com/bhpWV.gif

[wvcbxl]

Not impressed by Lackey's speed there.

[David]

Tommy Pham's numbers are what??

 

Lol

[Cubswin11]

Mike Olt dies partly, mostly?, because he can't see and the Cardinals resurrect a blind man from the dead who becomes a 5+ win player. Of course

[Agony and Ivy]

Tommy Pham's numbers are what??

 

Lol

 

I feel like we're the only team that the juiced ball has actively hurt because not only do our pitchers give up lots of dongs but our hitters hit less and not one of them is having a crazy outlier year.