9/15 The Great Pit of Cardkoon (Carlos Martinez) @ Corbs (Apoplectic Mule) 1:20 CST ABC 7/MLBN

[NonProfitCow]

Tommy Pham's numbers are what??

 

Lol

.308 .412 .528

5+ WAR

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Tommy Pham's numbers are what??

 

Lol

 

I feel like we're the only team that the juiced ball has actively hurt because not only do our pitchers give up lots of dongs but our hitters hit less and not one of them is having a crazy outlier year.

 

i mean, we are 8th in all of MLB in home runs. Its' kind of the only way we score a lot of times.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Not sure why they haven't learned they can't run on Willie yet.

[David]

Tommy Pham's numbers are what??

 

Lol

.308 .412 .528

5+ WAR

 

+1 CS

[Sammy Sofa]

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[Guancous]

These Cubs will win this game then reclaim their winning streak title back from the Indians while crushing their hearts again.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

KB owns Martinez

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Kris!

[Cubswin11]

DONG

 

[Sammy Sofa]

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[Banedon]

[Guancous]

It has begun.

[Agony and Ivy]

You're all horsefeathering welcome for that.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

KB won't come close to a hit today. Martinez horsefeathering owns him and it sucks.

 

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[We Got The Whole 9]

Huge hit from KB

[Sammy Sofa]

You're all horsefeathering welcome for that.

 

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[UMFan83]

A little late but in honor of KB:

 

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[Ding Dong Johnson]

looks like we get turd kyle today

[Guancous]

KB > Randall Grichuk

[gobigred]

Jesus Schwarber

[Ding Dong Johnson]

that's a pretty dumb send with that big donkey running

[TMan92]

What in the horsefeathers are we doing

[Sammy Sofa]

[expletive], how did Schwarber not murder that pitch into another dimension?

 

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[Schwarber Fan]

Gotta love the mind games between Molina and Rizzo there.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Did the outfielder actually already have the ball before Rizzo was even at third? Or was I seeing things?