9/13 The Real Reason Lane Pryce Killed Himself (Fatt Harvey) @ Corbs (Lester) 7:05 CST WGN

[Sammy Sofa]

Go horsefeathering figure.

 

Hopefully now that Schwarber's done tossing nickles to orphans or whatever and Contreras is back after getting eliminated from MILF Island, Joe will stay sober and keep giving us the sleek, sexy lineup that went into a dong frenzy on Tuesday.

 

Also: Wilson should be dropped through a trapdoor.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Wait till Rizzo gets hot, too. Fatt Harvey will make it happen.

[Bull]

Wilson is dead, Long live Willson!

[UMFan83]

I should have posted this in yesterday's thread

 

 

[jersey cubs fan]

[Sammy Sofa]

Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Drinky Joe ain't THAT drunk.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Kris Bryant in high leverage situations:

 

Javier Baez, to all of the Cubs' non-Willson catchers:

http://i.imgur.com/vOSsSUE.gif

 

Justin Wilson, entering from the bullpen:

http://i2.wp.com/www.rebeatmag.com/wp-content/uploads/pete2.gif?resize=500%2C250

Edited September 13, 2017 by Duke Silver

[Ding Dong Johnson]

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Drinky Joe ain't THAT drunk.

 

He drank himself sober.

[Sammy Sofa]

Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Drinky Joe ain't THAT drunk.

 

He drank himself sober.

 

He's graduated from later seasons Don Draper-drunk to first season Don Draper-drunk.

[SpongeWorthy]

I've been rewatching Mad Men on Netflix and somehow Glen's acting got worse

[Sammy Sofa]

I've been rewatching Mad Men on Netflix and somehow Glen's acting got worse

 

He's definitely the Heyward of the show.

[jersey cubs fan]

jon lester adjusting his 2 seamer grip

 

http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/don_fingerbang.gif?w=650

[jersey cubs fan]

Cubs fans following the team as it wraps up the division

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-t5mrIF0jr6Y/UZJHeLdHxCI/AAAAAAAAAZs/8VwooNQSqYE/s1600/don+ted+plane.gif

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Me, posting my latest article (spoilered for the squeamish):

 

 

[Sammy Sofa]

Maybe Wilson stinks because he got shot in the horsefeathering face by some boozed up Chevy executives.

[jersey cubs fan]

Me, posting my latest article (spoilered for the squeamish):

 

 

You can despoilerize that ubiquitous scene

 

 

sammy sofa enjoying the world series victory

[Sammy Sofa]

Me, posting my latest article (spoilered for the squeamish):

 

 

You can despoilerize that ubiquitous scene

 

 

sammy sofa enjoying the world series victory

 

[UMFan83]

Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Drinky Joe ain't THAT drunk.

 

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/dr/hln/www/release/sites/default/files/static/images/notdrinking_much_uproxx.gif

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Willson, chatting with ladies online:

[UMFan83]

Latest Mets starting pitcher injury:

 

 

What the Cubs are doing to the Mets this series:

 

[Ding Dong Johnson]

am I doing this right?

[UMFan83]

 

Wow

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Montgomery probably said RVs are for poor people in spring training, it's the only logical explanation

[weis21]

 

Wow

yessssssss

 

tseng is going to dominate