2017 All Star Game festivities

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Home Run derby with Giancarlo, Judge, Bellinger, Sano, and no Berman, let's go

 

hopefully they collectively ruin the home run sculpture like a building in Rampage

[17 Seconds]

aaron judge looks like rami malek in the middle of a mutation

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Moustakas is 6-0, 215 and he looks like an underdeveloped orphan compared to the rest of this field

[17 Seconds]

Moustakas is 6-0, 215 and he looks like an underdeveloped orphan compared to the rest of this field

 

i seriously thought for a second that it was some random fan that they let dress up

[imb]

now these are some fucken dongs

[We Got The Whole 9]

That was an incredible round

 

That 470 foot laser Stanton hit was unreal. I want to know the apex.

[imb]

this is the first time ive enjoyed baseball since early april

[imb]

can you imagine being charlie blackmon in a non-coors dong derby? It would be like tony stark fighting with the avengers but without the iron man suit

[Transmogrified Tiger]

outside of baseball, how often do you think Charlie Blackmon wears sleeves? I'm thinking 20% tops

[17 Seconds]

i wonder if they would have penalized stanton for his constant cheating if he had advanced

[We Got The Whole 9]

i wonder if they would have penalized stanton for his constant cheating if he had advanced

It felt to me like they didn't count one but I am too lazy to rewind

 

I think it's a dumb rule anyway

[soccer10k]

Really thought Stanton would pull it out when he got going but he just ran out of gas. Was hilarious that they were fawning over how far Sanchez's HRs went and then Stanton hit 5 longer than anyone else had to that point.

[soccer10k]

If Jugde gets bounced also can we get a consolation playoff between Judge and Stanton between the semis and the final?

[Transmogrified Tiger]

if I get deprived of multiple rounds of Judge by a guy who isn't even an all-star i will riot

[We Got The Whole 9]

Holy horsefeathers Bour is going crazy

[soccer10k]

If Jugde gets bounced also can we get a consolation playoff between Judge and Stanton between the semis and the final?

 

Sorry for doubting you, Aaron Judge.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

it looked like Judge was pulling off a few of those and they went into the upper deck in right center

[imb]

wow man, this is a show

[Transmogrified Tiger]

this guy sucks, we want bender

[soccer10k]

"That's a nice round. That's 10 home runs. That's a really good round of home runs."

 

Uh, might want to look at the scores the last couple years, Tex. Out of 14 rounds last year, 10 would have tied for the second worst and this year it's tied for the worst round.

[17 Seconds]

bour looks exactly like buzz mcallister

[Transmogrified Tiger]

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[Transmogrified Tiger]

make Judge hit first in the finals so he has to go the full round

[We Got The Whole 9]

Need a pitcher change

 

This moron just erased any bit of drama that remained

[soccer10k]

Need a pitcher change

 

This moron just erased any bit of drama that remained

 

Sano is too deliberate. Stanton would have beaten him had he gotten by Sanchez.