5/6 Yankees (Montgomery) @ World Champion Chicago Cubs (Anderson) 6:15 FOX

[mikeyt34]

I just think with the money invested in him they might stash him in the bullpen once he comes off the DL. Rather have Rob Z though.

[Schwarber Fan]

Well, that's all for me. It was a nice game thread starting run.

[Derwood]

Hey Mojo, remember to consult your doctor if your erection lasts more than 4 hours

[David]

Now that I'm sitting here watching Starlin being awesome and our pitchers looking old as time, I'm getting really annoyed at how awful Warren was as a Cub.

 

don't worry starlin being awesome won't last very long

 

 

i mean that was obviously going to happen but starlin sucks and he will suck again

[Transmogrified Tiger]

I just think with the money invested in him they might stash him in the bullpen once he comes off the DL. Rather have Rob Z though.

 

He's only making 3.5 million, that's barely middle reliever money. If they let that keep him in the pen(which is a bad idea, his problem is not repeat trips through the order and his repertoire is poorly suited for a pen transition) I'm going to be even more upset than when they let it keep Montgomery out of the rotation to start the year.

[UMFan83]

The Cubs just need to find someone they can rally around with their pure hatred a la David Ross and the fire will be back.

[bcl412]

man, this season has a bit of an 2009 vibe...i really hope we get to dominating soon.

[Sammy Sofa]

Hey Mojo, remember to consult your doctor if your erection lasts more than 4 hours

 

He'll dong next time.

 

 

The baseball gods (y'know, the OLD ones) are spiting David for his hubris. STARLIN IS ALL.

[Irrelevant Dude]

This sure makes it easier to switch over to Canelo/Chavez in a few minutes.

 

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[UMFan83]

Rizzo needs to get naked and dance around in the dugout to fire everyone up

[David]

Rizzo needs to get naked and dance around in the dugout to fire everyone up

 

we need some rocky music too

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Rob Zastryzny's 6.88 ERA at Iowa looks bad until you realize it's 1.3 earned runs lower than Brett Anderson's current ERA.

[David]

almora walk yesssssssss

[Transmogrified Tiger]

This is crazy

 

[David]

is that actual marlins man in the 2nd or 3rd row or just a random guy wearing marlins stuff?

[David]

DONG THEM KB

[David]

oh btw i was sitting two seats over from gordo wittenmyer at a sports bar in the suburbs last night lol

 

i did not give him the pleasure of letting him know he was recognized

[bcl412]

rizzo should dong

[David]

damn damn damn

[David]

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[Little Slide Rooter]

man, this season has a bit of an 2009 vibe...i really hope we get to dominating soon.

 

Kind of the opposite. In 2009, we were fresh off an epic let down, and hoping for Milton Bradley to somehow be the magic piece that brings the puzzle together. This has more of a they just won the horsefeathering World Series and are capable of winning a few more. I mean it would be nice to see our starting pitchers getting rocked a little bit less, but all in all, it's a completely different feeling. Like, a lot.

[David]

wowwww albert

[bcl412]

man, this season has a bit of an 2009 vibe...i really hope we get to dominating soon.

 

Kind of the opposite. In 2009, we were fresh off an epic let down, and hoping for Milton Bradley to somehow be the magic piece that brings the puzzle together. This has more of a they just won the horsefeathering World Series and are capable of winning a few more. I mean it would be nice to see our starting pitchers getting rocked a little bit less, but all in all, it's a completely different feeling. Like, a lot.

i pretty much meant mediocre but technically good year following a really good one. obviously 2016 was better than 08 and i think well be fine this year, just off to a blah start.

[Derwood]

When the pitcher lets our defense play, we do ok. When the pitcher allows screaming line drive hits all over the field....

[CaliforniaRaisin]

wowwww albert

 

Man, ever since you plugged Happ into your sig, Baez got hot and Happ got hurt.