Coghlan up, La Stella optioned

[weis21]

Some say La Stella is a coward for going AWOL, but...

 

Simply perfect

[davell]

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QUIT TELLING SHAQ YOU'RE STARTING AGAINST A LEFTY

[javy knows my name]

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I worked at this grocery store for 4 years

[Ding Dong Johnson]

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I worked at this grocery store for 4 years

no surprise that random men are pooping in yards in that neighborhood

[hawkeyecub]

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[Banedon]

One might say his job security...*takes off glasses*....is sealed.

[Sammy Sofa]

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You're Tommy horsefeathering La Stella. Show up in dsm already.

[Sammy Sofa]

I wonder if Tommy has finally....surfaced.

 

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[davell]

I hate bringing it up, but we're obviously skirting around it......

 

 

Have poachers got him?

[Sammy Sofa]

If I know my La Stella, the guy may have gotten lost after a night of heavy clubbing.

[David]

If I know my La Stella, the guy may have gotten lost after a night of heavy clubbing.

 

something something guy who got lost in jersey in a six foot snow drift

[jersey cubs fan]

If I know my La Stella, the guy may have gotten lost after a night of heavy clubbing.

 

something something guy who got lost in jersey in a six foot snow drift

 

his body was found in the hudson

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2016/01/body_of_missing_hoboken_man_found_in_hudson_river.html

[David]

If I know my La Stella, the guy may have gotten lost after a night of heavy clubbing.

 

something something guy who got lost in jersey in a six foot snow drift

 

his body was found in the hudson

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2016/01/body_of_missing_hoboken_man_found_in_hudson_river.html

 

i may or may not have remembered that part of it

[davell]

If I know my La Stella, the guy may have gotten lost after a night of heavy clubbing.

 

something something guy who got lost in jersey in a six foot snow drift

 

his body was found in the hudson

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2016/01/body_of_missing_hoboken_man_found_in_hudson_river.html

 

But there's no fish in his mouth. I'm not sold its actually him.

[Sammy Sofa]

THE SMILEY FACE KILLER STRIKES AGAIN.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*This might be my favorite super dumb crime/conspiracy theory.

[Banedon]

Theo and Jed break the news to Tommy that he's going to the minors...

 

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[Sammy Sofa]

The bender he's been on since he got the news...it's not pretty:

 

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[jersey cubs fan]

somebody photoshop a seal into the background of the Cubs/Pebble beach photo

[Cubswin11]

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[jersey cubs fan]

THE SMILEY FACE KILLER STRIKES AGAIN.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*This might be my favorite super dumb crime/conspiracy theory.

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[Sammy Sofa]

MY GOD, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.

 

I can't imagine being so paranoid to the point that the very sadly obvious equation of young men + booze + bodies of water = often leads to death just seems impossible and it must be some batting 1.000-group of serial killers drowning young men around the world.

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Can you imagine if Javy took this long to report to the minors? I have to think the media reports would be a touch more critical.

[Banedon]

Maybe he is reporting every night at 3am, and is confused why nobody else is there.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Maybe he is reporting every night at 3am, and is confused why nobody else is there.

he can't report at 3, that's when he wakes up, duh