john lackey sucks and we were always right to hate him

[treebird]

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thanks for giving up rockets to jean horsefeathering segura and making schwarber die

[sneakypower]

co-signed

[treebird]

let's start a pool for how many starts we have to give lackey before moving him to the bullpen

 

i call 5

[Ding Dong Johnson]

holy horsefeathers, he's making our outfielders run marathons

[Little Slide Rooter]

It's like the love child of Jason Marquis and Brian Schlitter had a love child with Hitler.

[rocket]

[apete6]

There's always this, too: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2042089/John-Lackey-files-divorce-wife-Krista-battles-breast-cancer.html

 

I'll probably come around on him if he pitches well, but he's a douche.

[Omar]

There's always this, too: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2042089/John-Lackey-files-divorce-wife-Krista-battles-breast-cancer.html

 

I'll probably come around on him if he pitches well, but he's a douche.

 

I don't see any reports that say he divorced her because of the cancer. Maybe she was just a bitch.

 

However, saying 'everything in my life sucks right now.' because his wife has cancer is a little douchey.

[David]

There's always this, too: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2042089/John-Lackey-files-divorce-wife-Krista-battles-breast-cancer.html

 

I'll probably come around on him if he pitches well, but he's a douche.

 

I don't see any reports that say he divorced her because of the cancer. Maybe she was just a bitch.

 

However, saying 'everything in my life sucks right now.' because his wife has cancer is a little douchey.

 

uh, aren't there better ways to say maybe his marriage was just bad/failing?

[jersey cubs fan]

There's always this, too: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2042089/John-Lackey-files-divorce-wife-Krista-battles-breast-cancer.html

 

I'll probably come around on him if he pitches well, but he's a douche.

 

I don't see any reports that say he divorced her because of the cancer. Maybe she was just a bitch.

 

However, saying 'everything in my life sucks right now.' because his wife has cancer is a little douchey.

Nobody accused him of leaving her because of the cancer, the criticism is any person divorcing their spouse while they are fighting cancer.

 

 

And it's incredibly stupid to chalk it up to either because it was cancer or she was a B.

[David]

There's always this, too: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2042089/John-Lackey-files-divorce-wife-Krista-battles-breast-cancer.html

 

I'll probably come around on him if he pitches well, but he's a douche.

 

I don't see any reports that say he divorced her because of the cancer. Maybe she was just a bitch.

 

However, saying 'everything in my life sucks right now.' because his wife has cancer is a little douchey.

Nobody accused him of leaving her because of the cancer, the criticism is any person divorcing their spouse while they are fighting cancer.

 

 

And it's incredibly stupid to chalk it up to either because it was cancer or she was a B.

 

i thought people were but in a tongue in cheek manner...i figured it was like a meme/running joke. maybe i misread the way it was said.

[jersey cubs fan]

 

I don't see any reports that say he divorced her because of the cancer. Maybe she was just a bitch.

 

However, saying 'everything in my life sucks right now.' because his wife has cancer is a little douchey.

Nobody accused him of leaving her because of the cancer, the criticism is any person divorcing their spouse while they are fighting cancer.

 

 

And it's incredibly stupid to chalk it up to either because it was cancer or she was a B.

 

i thought people were but in a tongue in cheek manner...i figured it was like a meme/running joke. maybe i misread the way it was said.

Yes, that was the joke, it's fairly dickish to divorce somebody currently fighting cancer, he's a big dumb hick who played for the cardinals let's just assume the worst and say he left her because of the cancer.

[David]

Nobody accused him of leaving her because of the cancer, the criticism is any person divorcing their spouse while they are fighting cancer.

 

 

And it's incredibly stupid to chalk it up to either because it was cancer or she was a B.

 

i thought people were but in a tongue in cheek manner...i figured it was like a meme/running joke. maybe i misread the way it was said.

Yes, that was the joke, it's fairly dickish to divorce somebody currently fighting cancer, he's a big dumb hick who played for the cardinals let's just assume the worst and say he left her because of the cancer.

 

right, i guess i just meant i thought it was a little weird that we were still running with it at that level when he signed here.

[jersey cubs fan]

 

i thought people were but in a tongue in cheek manner...i figured it was like a meme/running joke. maybe i misread the way it was said.

Yes, that was the joke, it's fairly dickish to divorce somebody currently fighting cancer, he's a big dumb hick who played for the cardinals let's just assume the worst and say he left her because of the cancer.

 

right, i guess i just meant i thought it was a little weird that we were still running with it at that level when he signed here.

i was all set to get cozy with him until he broke schwarber

[bukie]

 

i thought people were but in a tongue in cheek manner...i figured it was like a meme/running joke. maybe i misread the way it was said.

Yes, that was the joke, it's fairly dickish to divorce somebody currently fighting cancer, he's a big dumb hick who played for the cardinals let's just assume the worst and say he left her because of the cancer.

 

right, i guess i just meant i thought it was a little weird that we were still running with it at that level when he signed here.

It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice!

[Ding Dong Johnson]

There's always this, too: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2042089/John-Lackey-files-divorce-wife-Krista-battles-breast-cancer.html

She really married below her station in life. Then again, anyone marrying that hump would be.

[jersey cubs fan]

There's always this, too: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2042089/John-Lackey-files-divorce-wife-Krista-battles-breast-cancer.html

She really married below her station in life. Then again, anyone marrying that hump would be.

only if you consider rich athlete to be below the station of an attractive woman

[Ding Dong Johnson]

uh doy

[Omar]

maybe its deeper than all of this. maybe psychologically (subconsciously) we put him on the same boat as fellow douches, Newt Gingrich and John Edwards.

[seanimal]

Nobody accused him of leaving her because of the cancer, the criticism is any person divorcing their spouse while they are fighting cancer.

 

 

And it's incredibly stupid to chalk it up to either because it was cancer or she was a B.

 

i thought people were but in a tongue in cheek manner...i figured it was like a meme/running joke. maybe i misread the way it was said.

Yes, that was the joke, it's fairly dickish to divorce somebody currently fighting cancer, he's a big dumb hick who played for the cardinals let's just assume the worst and say he left her because of the cancer.

 

all things being equal, if someone would normally get a divorce, they shouldn't if one of them has cancer?

[jersey cubs fan]

 

i thought people were but in a tongue in cheek manner...i figured it was like a meme/running joke. maybe i misread the way it was said.

Yes, that was the joke, it's fairly dickish to divorce somebody currently fighting cancer, he's a big dumb hick who played for the cardinals let's just assume the worst and say he left her because of the cancer.

 

all things being equal, if someone would normally get a divorce, they shouldn't if one of them has cancer?

I don't really know what all things being equal means in a situation like this.

[rocket]

 

i thought people were but in a tongue in cheek manner...i figured it was like a meme/running joke. maybe i misread the way it was said.

Yes, that was the joke, it's fairly dickish to divorce somebody currently fighting cancer, he's a big dumb hick who played for the cardinals let's just assume the worst and say he left her because of the cancer.

 

all things being equal, if someone would normally get a divorce, they shouldn't if one of them has cancer?

 

not if you're a classy st. louis cardinal

[seanimal]

Yes, that was the joke, it's fairly dickish to divorce somebody currently fighting cancer, he's a big dumb hick who played for the cardinals let's just assume the worst and say he left her because of the cancer.

 

all things being equal, if someone would normally get a divorce, they shouldn't if one of them has cancer?

I don't really know what all things being equal means in a situation like this.

 

ignoring the context of this situation as well as any outside factors that when introduced would change your response, if someone would normally get a divorce, they shouldn't if one of them has cancer?

[Sammy Sofa]

 

all things being equal, if someone would normally get a divorce, they shouldn't if one of them has cancer?

I don't really know what all things being equal means in a situation like this.

 

ignoring the context of this situation as well as any outside factors that when introduced would change your response, if someone would normally get a divorce, they shouldn't if one of them has cancer?

 

Sounds like quite the sticky wicket, old chap.

[Tracer Bullet]

i guess i'm not sure what you're asking. but if you're like "boy I want a divorce" but just haven't filed the papers, doing so after your spouse gets cancer is a horsefeathers thing to do, yes. of course, if your spouse is abusive and you're happy he got cancer bc he'll die a miserable, painful death, then divorce away. but generally i think dropping divorce papers on someone on their way to chemo is yeah, you're an horsefeathers territory.