The "I Love Kyle Schwarber" thread

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Post great things about Schwarber here.

 

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[Sammy Sofa]

[CubInOK]

Shamelessly stolen from the 4/4 game thread because it's great:

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/1/1/6/154439116/101315_nlds_schwarber_homerun_statcast_medres_bq4qks7r.gif

[Splendid Splinter]

I don't know how many different kind of gifs they've made of that HR and I've seen a TON of them (my favorite is the one where the ball hits the astronaut in outer space), but that horsefeathers never gets old.

[Brian]

in my book, it's going to be very hard for there to be a more glorious dong than that one.

[Sammy Sofa]

One that actually does damage to the board or the sign.

[CubInOK]

One that actually does damage to the board or the sign.

Take it to the Bryant thread.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

in my book, it's going to be very hard for there to be a more glorious dong than that one.

 

Just on a completely personal preference, it wasn't even my favorite of the postseason from him. The one that took the WC game from 1-0 to 3-0 was just as majestic and gorgeously violent, and it completely demoralized the opponents in double elimination game.

[Andy]

in my book, it's going to be very hard for there to be a more glorious dong than that one.

 

Just on a completely personal preference, it wasn't even my favorite of the postseason from him. The one that took the WC game from 1-0 to 3-0 was just as majestic and gorgeously violent, and it completely demoralized the opponents in double elimination game.

I lean this way, too - putting one in the river off Cole was an absolute statement dong.

[David]

in my book, it's going to be very hard for there to be a more glorious dong than that one.

 

Just on a completely personal preference, it wasn't even my favorite of the postseason from him. The one that took the WC game from 1-0 to 3-0 was just as majestic and gorgeously violent, and it completely demoralized the opponents in double elimination game.

 

same

[rocket]

his butt

[minnesotacubsfan]

Is BamBam in the lineup tonight

[David]

Is BamBam in the lineup tonight

 

of course

[CubInOK]

IMB, do you still have the Kyle DONGS pic?

[Brian]

I can see the Wild Card game one, but there is just something about impossibly landing it on the scoreboard and it staying there, being against the Cardinals and the commentary "...what in the world?"

[imb]

IMB, do you still have the Kyle DONGS pic?

 

http://i.imgur.com/4kbQbmG.jpg

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http://web.usabaseball.com/article.jsp?ymd=20140404&content_id=70900998&vkey=news_gsa

 

HOO HOO HOO.....

[David]

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Kind of funny since Joe was on WSCR today saying he was waiting to hear back on when Kyle would have his surgery (and I think they had mentioned next week)...not that I expect him to be on top of that.

[Banedon]

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[javy knows my name]

Can he ever catch again? Can he ever run again? Can someone hold me?