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Fred Hornkohl

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Ok, let me try another one.

 

One day there was this woman who was cleaning out her place, and she came across her shoebox of the love letters her former boyfriend wrote to her while she was in college. She really enjoyed reading the letters and the nostalgia. So she decided she would send the letters to her ex boyfriend, because she thought he would like a trip down memory lane too. That night she went out with her current boyfriend and she told him that she came across this box of old love letters from her former boyfriend and decided to send them to him. Her boyfriend thought this was a terrible idea. He was pissed. He thought the ex-boyfriend would see this as an romantic gesture and think she wanted to get back together. She thought that was ridiculous and he would just enjoy reading the letters and not read anything into it. This led to a huge argument and they fought for hours. Her boyfriend was really pissed she did this, especially because now he would know where she lives. It was getting late though, so he decided to take her back to her place by the highway. He parked the car and walked her to her door, but left the car unlocked and the windows down. Guess what was in his back seat when he got back to the car?

 

Why, a bag of mulch, of course !!

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Ok, let me try another one.

 

One day there was this woman who was cleaning out her place, and she came across her shoebox of the love letters her former boyfriend wrote to her while she was in college. She really enjoyed reading the letters and the nostalgia. So she decided she would send the letters to her ex boyfriend, because she thought he would like a trip down memory lane too. That night she went out with her current boyfriend and she told him that she came across this box of old love letters from her former boyfriend and decided to send them to him. Her boyfriend thought this was a terrible idea. He was pissed. He thought the ex-boyfriend would see this as an romantic gesture and think she wanted to get back together. She thought that was ridiculous and he would just enjoy reading the letters and not read anything into it. This led to a huge argument and they fought for hours. Her boyfriend was really pissed she did this, especially because now he would know where she lives. It was getting late though, so he decided to take her back to her place by the highway. He parked the car and walked her to her door, but left the car unlocked and the windows down. Guess what was in his back seat when he got back to the car?

You probably would have done a business at the stock market if this was a day game.

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Fred and philosophizer75 are correct.

 

you guys should watch Bojack Horseman

 

What's a Bojack Horseman ?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??

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Im ready..I'm 4 Revolution pints in and now going to vodka club sodas and I dont plan on stopping this game..I hope the Cubs bats go nuts because were gonna need it

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